O tak, segment Ceny z Mizem z dzisiejszego RAW był rozbrajający.

 

Cena: And if Barret win, well, I have to deal with The Corre. Spells - C O R R E. There's an extra R. I found out early today and that R stands forrr...

Miz: Realy?!

Cena: No.

Miz: Realy?!

Cena: It stands for Ractor (tutaj proszę mnie poprawić jeżeli źle napisałem)

O tak, segment Ceny z Mizem z dzisiejszego RAW był rozbrajający.

 

Cena: And if Barret win, well, I have to deal with The Corre. Spells - C O R R E. There's an extra R. I found out early today and that R stands forrr...

Miz: Realy?!

Cena: No.

Miz: Realy?!

Cena: It stands for Ractor (tutaj proszę mnie poprawić jeżeli źle napisałem)

 

Rectum

Swoją drogą rozbuchał się nam Cena ostatnio, to żarty z PG, to odbytnice i tym podobne...

Jedne z wielu promo The Rock (tutaj z Mr. Ass Billy Gunn) :

 

"Well here's the situation, and The Rock says this. If The Rock hits you - he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway. So the choice is yours, jabroni!"

Finally...The Rock has come back to (i tu pada nazwa rosteru lub miasta)

 

If you smell what The Rock is cooking!

 

The Rock: The millions

Publika: And millions

The Rock: of the Rock fans.

 

Reakcja JR na wejście The Rocka: THE GREAT ONE IS HERE! Aż mnie ciary przechodzą jak to słyszę

 

Link do tego:

Ostatnie RAW i wypowiedź Rocka.

-Michael Cole if you take one more step to that computer The Rock will get out of here and slap the taste so far of your mouth you'll never get it back. Shut up. Michael Cole you actually think that The Rock is just gone let you walk over that computer and interrupted he is live on RAW. Is that what you think? You actually think that any of us give a damn what your general manager has to say. Michael Cole is that what you think?

- I tell you what I think.

-It doesn't matter what you think! And what you do Michael Cole is you sit your ass on that announcer proof, you take of your glasses and you don't say a word "And I quote". You know your damn role and shut your damn mouth, because if you know The Rock has some pretty cool facebook pictures to pose on his facebook tonight. Does anyone here what a contribute to The Rock's facebook tonight facebook.com/DwayneJohnson. If Michael Cole doesn't do what The Rock says your gonna do beautiful pictures of The Rock stepping out of this ring, going over that computer, some of you may know what I'm going with this. The picture you gonna get is The Rock shine and nice. Turn that some ass said waist stink and straight up Michael Cole candy ass! Now sit down, you look like a drunk hobbit. Sit your ass.

 

Mogłem się pomylić w paru miejscach, ale myślę, że dużo tego nie jest.

Również ostatnie RAW,

 

jak Vickie powiedziała, że ma dowody na to, iż Edge zaatakował Teddy'ego - Michael Cole:

"I knew it! I knew it!" - geniusz w każdym calu.

Ostatnie SmackDown!:

Christian przerzuca Sin Cara'e nad linami a Cole na to:

- There's your highflyer for ya.

 

Oraz Christian:

- I can't see with these lights.

Śmieszny segment z Santino Marellą i Chrisem Jericho

 

Y2J: Wait, I know you, I know you, You are Santito!

SM: That's Santino.

Y2J: Santana.

SM: Santino.

Y2J: San Dusky.

SM: Santino.

Y2J: Santico.

SM: Santino!

Y2J: Santoco.

SM: Santino!

Y2J: Santokyo.

SM: Santino!

Y2J: Santadista.

SM: SANTINO!

Y2J: Santamaria.

SM: SANTINO!

Y2J: San Luis Obispo.

SM: SANTINO!!

Y2J: Tuxedo.

SM: SANTINO!!

Y2J: Suxedo.

SM: SANTINO!!

Y2J: Santino!

SM: SANTINO, SANTINO!!!

Rap Santino do Regala:

 

My Name is Santino,
and i'm from Europe,
I like my pancakes,
with maple syrup.

I lost my title to William Regal,
his knee to my head,
should have been illegal,
now I'm healthy and it is vital,
I wan't back my IC Title....

Wicky..Whoop..Whoop YES!!!!!!

Fan : I hate cm punk

CM Punk:I hope your paren'ts die!

CM Punk do Fan'a.

:You have a vagina! You have a vagina, nice faux hawk you homo!

Brak HBK to jakis ponury żarty. Zreszta Stone Cold jest tez za nisko. Przeciez dzisiaj jak w mainstreamie piszesz promo, to musisz robic przerwy na cholerny what.

@up, chyba tematy pomyliłeś.

@2xUP prosze

HBK Shawn Michaels: "I'll give you a show like you have never ever seen before,why because i can."

 

Jak coś pokręciłam to mnie poprawcie

W takim razie ja także coś zacytuję. A więc And I Quote.

 

"Michael Cole: And I quote"