Promo Paradies #1-18

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Promo Paradies #1: And that's the bottom line - 'cause Stone Cold said so

 

This is the Birth of Austin 3:16 probably biggest Star of WWE

In a Few Words he changes the whole Wrestling Industry

included is the KOTR 1996 Final (Austin vs. Roberts)

before the match a short, classic Pillman Promo to exceed the min filesize

 

Steve Austin: "The first thing I want to be done is to get that piece of crap out of my ring! Don't just get him out of the ring, get him out of the WWF, because I've proven, son, without a shadow of a doubt - you ain't got what it takes anymore. You sit there and you thump your bible and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says: 'I've just whipped your ass!'

 

All he has got to do is buy him a cheap bottle of Thunderbird, and try to dig back some of that courage, he had in his prime. As the King of the Ring, I'm serving notice to every one of the WWF superstars. I don't give a damn what they are, they're all on the list, and that is Stone Cold's list, and I'm fixing to start running through all of them.

 

As far as this championship match is concerned, son, I don't give a damn, if it's Davey Boy Smith or Shawn Michaels. Steve Austin's time has come, and when I get the shot, you are looking at the next WWF Champion. And that's the bottom line - 'cause Stone Cold said so!"

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Paul Heyman & Tod Gordon wanted to get lost of the NWA direction,

the oldschool way, bringing the World what ECW is known for

every ECW Fan should have watched this if not this is your chance:

"The Franchise" Shane Douglas won the NWA World Title in ECW

and dropped the most historic Wrestling Title to the floor...

 

Included is a Statement of a NWA Board of Directors member

the official renaming from EasternCW to ExtremeCW by Tod Gordon

and some Wrestler (dont know who) spraying EXTREME to the banner

 

Shane Douglas: "No question about it, Too Cold Scorpio, you are one hell of a competitor, and I will not be a champion that hides. I stand here before God and my father in heaven tonight, as I said I would be: World Heavyweight Champion. In the tradition of Lou Thesz. In the tradition of Jack Brisco, of the Brisco Brothers, of Dory Funk Jr, of Terry Funk, the man who will never die. And to the REAL 'Nature Boy' Buddy Rogers, upstairs tonight. From the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams, to the ... Ric Flairs. I accept this Heavyweight Title. Wait a second. Wait a second. Of Kerry Von Erich, of the fat man himself, Dusty Rhodes, this is it tonight, dad. God, that's beautiful. And Rick Steamboat, and they, can all... KISS... MY... ASS! [throws belt to floor]

 

Because, I am not the man who accepts a torch to be handed down to me from an organization that died, RIP, seven years ago. 'The Franchise' Shane Douglas is the man who IGNITES the NEW flame of the SPORT of professional wrestling. [take ECW Title] Tonight, before God and my father as a witness, I declare myself, The Franchise, as the NEW... ECW... HEAVYWEIGHT... CHAMPION... OF THE WORLD!

 

We have set out to change the face of professional wrestling. So tonight let the new era begin. The era of the sport of professional wrestling. The era of The Franchise. The era of the ECW."

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Finally The Rock has come back to Toron … Toron

that cant end good but Eric Bischoff will explain you

 

The Rock: "Finally The Rock has come back to Toron … Toron … To run his mouth on aaaaaall your candy-asses! Oh yeah, The Rock is on RAW. Woah woah woah, now don't start chanting 'Rocky' yet, you've got to hear what The Rock is gonna say and then you can decide if you're gonna chant 'Rocky' or not. Oh yeah, big surprise, The Rock here on RAW. Why? The Rock'll tell you why. Because last night at No Way Out, The Rock did Vince McMahon a favor and he whooped that red and yellow candy-ass!

 

And then Vince McMahon did The Rock a favor. He said, 'Rock, you can go wherever you wanna go, you can do whatever you wanna do!' So The Rock said he wanted to go live Monday night on RAW. More importantly than that, The Rock said he wanted to come right here to Toronto, Canada! And then The Rock said... Urgh, are you kidding The Rock? What, is this the first time you've ever heard someone mention your city, is that it? 'Ooh yay! Hooray! He said Toronto! Woo! Yay! That's where we live! We live in Toronto, yay!'... Shut up!

 

The Rock wanted to come right here to Toronto because, you see, it was here in Toronto where it all started. Yeah, The Rock didn't forget. The Rock didn't forget because, you see, the biggest travesty in the history of the industry. It was here in Toronto that the people turned on The People's Champion. Oh no no no, don't 'No we didn’t Rock ..' Oh yes, you did! Last year at WrestleMania, 68,000 strong, 68,000 of you mother-Canuck-ers booed The Rock out of the building. Did you actually think that The Rock was just going to forget? Is that what you thought? Do you think that The Rock was just gonna let it slide. Is that what you think? It doesn't matter what you people think!

 

Oh no, you don't boo The Rock. Look at you, fatty. The Rock gets more pie in a week than you get in a lifetime! But there's one thing that bothered The Rock more than that. It was at RAW’s 10th Anniversary that the people did not vote for The Rock to be Superstar Of The Decade. Ha ha, you, err .. you voted for Stone Cold Steve Austin. Oh yeah yeah yeah, The Rock knows everyone loves Stone Cold Steve Austin. Yeah. Yeah, well, The Rock... The Rock doesn’t love Stone Cold. As a matter of fact, Stone Cold Steve Austin is nothing, and Stone Cold Steve Austin means nothing, compared to The Rock.

 

Oh no. You see there is only one true Superstar Of The Decade, true Superstar Of The Millennium. You know who that is? The Rock'll tell you who that is... Toronto, that is the jabroni-beating.. pie-eating.. trail-blazing.. eyebrow-raising.. stronger than a bear.. faster than a buck.. the biggest thing to hit Canada.. because the Maple Leafs suck! If you don't believe that … If you don't believe that, then maybe you'll believe this: You see there's a big battle royal that's gonna happen tonight and The Rock is just gonna toss his hat in to that battle royal. The Rock is gonna come in here and throw all their candy-asses out of the ring. The Rock is gonna win the battle royal. The Rock is going on to WrestleMania, and The Rock will become your World champion. If you smell what the Rock... Woah woah woah, time-out. Woah. You see you were the first to boo The Rock, so you are the first to lose that sing-along-privilege. No more. You can't sing along with The Rock. No. No more. So since you were the first to boo The Rock... ["ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!"]

Are you done? Since you were the first to boo The Rock, The Rock says this: Hey Canada, you know what? Know your role, just shut your mouth. Take all your boo's and stick 'em straight up your Maple-syrup sucking candy-asses. The Rock and ONLY The Rock Has the privilege of saying this: … iiiiiiiiiis cookin'!"

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Arn Anderson didnt talked often

but when he talked he talked great

a very emotional Promo by Arn Anderson

Mr.Perfect & Ric Flair on the Stage both crying ..

 

Arn Anderson: "Well, Gene, all I can tell ya', to get a response like this makes what I got to say tonight mean that much more. Ya' see, I'm a realist. As everybody knows, I've got average size and speed and average ability. But I've parlayed that into what I would call a very successful career. And I did that on sheer will alone. But another reality is four months ago they took four vertebrae out of my neck. Consequently, I'm left with a hand, my left hand, too weak to hold a glass, too weak to button a button.

 

But I thought in my mind, I knew in my mind I could overcome that too through sheer will. And I was doing just like that. I think I've come back a long way. But the other day I had something happen in the gym that was like a cold slap in the face of reality. A guy about your size, Gene, came up and he slapped me on the back and he said, 'Double A, where ya' been? We hadn't seen you on TV.' And just that slap sent a jolt through me and I dropped the water I was drinkin' and just for a second my system shut down. And it became crystal clear as I watched the few little drops of water draining out of that bottle the symbolism that was involved. It was like someone had turned an hourglass over and the sand was runnin' out on the career of Arn Anderson.

 

Now the fact of the matter is not only do I put myself in a suicide situation by trying to wrestle again, I endanger these two men's careers and I respect them too much for that. And rather than being anything other than the Enforcer in my best friend's eyes, I'd rather walk away. And for all of you people out there that have ever bought a ticket to see Arn Anderson wrestle, whether ya' love me or you hated me, you know that when that bell rang you got all I had that night. Whether I won, whether I lost, I gave you everything I had. And you knew that. And when you did this to me (the four fingers extended) that was your acknowledgement.

 

Well, the fact is I got nothing left to give. And I want you to remember me as I was, not as I am. But being the man that I am, my last act formally as a Horseman, I got one last challenge. And that is to you, Curt Hennig. And don't misunderstand me. It's not for a fight. You got something special. I've seen you in this ring. Your skills, your maturity, your commitment to excellence make you something special. And what my challenge is to you, Curt, is stand beside my best friend, Ric Flair, and lead these two men back to the glory and the prominence that the Four Horsemen once had. And I'm going to tell you what your prize is. It's not a spot in the Horsemen. This is worth a lot more than that to me. I'm going to give you the only thing I got left. Not a spot. I'll give you MY spot."

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Finally Shawn Michaels is back in Montreal! Montreal?

that cant end good especially with Shawn Michaels

'mind change' due of over popular Hulk Hogan

 

Shawn Michaels: "Who's your daddy, Montreal? [You screwed Bret Chants]

Well since all of you have been so respectful to me I would like to return in kind:

 

Oh Canada, how much I hate this place

oh Canada, I'm gonna kick Hulk Hogan right in the face...

 

Alright, I admit I'm no singer... but what I am is the SHOWSTOPPER, the HEADLINER, The MAIN EVENT, The ICON of the WWE, yours truly, Shawn Michaels. Hulk Hogan, at SummerSlam I promise - no, better yet - I guarantee... I guarantee Hogan, I'll give you and the WWE fans something to remember. And of course all of you here in Montreal know that I'm all about... you know that I'm all about giving you memories.

 

SURVIVOR SERIES 1997, I handed Canada's own, Bret 'The Hitman' Hart his most miserable defeat. [We want Bret Chants] You want Bret? You're not gonna get Bret because I SCREWED BRET! I did it once and I'd do it again! If Bret 'The Hitman' Hart had any guts and he walked down that aisle tonight, stepped into this ring and looked me eye to eye like a man, I'd say: 'Hitman: I screwed you once and I'll screw you again. Because Bret... [brets Music hits, Fans are exploding in cheers but Bret doesnt appear while Shawn laughs]

 

Got your hopes up just a little bit, didn't I? You will never - and I mean ever - hear or see Bret 'The Hitman' Hart inside a WWE ring again. Hulk Hogan, I did it to Bret Hart and at SummerSlam I'm gonna do it to you! You see, what all those Montreal Canadiennes despise about the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is that I'm everything they wish they could be. I come out here with my live microphone and I do what I want when I wanna do it. Let's face it Hulk Hogan: It's the same thing that you don't like about me. I'm unlike everybody you ever had to deal with. And at SummerSlam, BROTHER, whatcha gonna do, BROTHER, whatcha gonna do, BROTHER, when... [Hulk Hogans music but he doesnt come out again Shawn Michaels laughs]

 

Oh my. Now. Now. C'mon, now, the first time, sure, maybe I'm cruel. The second time, all you do is show the entire world that Montreal is everything I ever said it was. You Canucks are not the sharpest knives in the drawer. You don't like me very much, do ya? I know, I know, nothing would thrill you more than to have one of your heroes like Bret 'The Hitman' Hart or Hulk Hogan come down that aisle and just give me, aw, just give me what for. Well guess what? It isn't gonna happen. And I'll tell ya why. One, nobody in this industry can touch me. And two, your heroes like Bret 'the Hitman' Hart and Hulk Hogan, they're not even here yet. They're such big WWE superstars that their limos don't bring them to the show until it's already in progress...

[massive Boo's so Shawn waits a bit]

 

Now that you understand who's running this show, I'll continue. Hulk Hogan, the second thing I despise about you is what I despise about Bret Hart. You stood for some moral fiber that in your real life did not exist. Yet you stood in judgement of me. And you, Hulk Hogan, well, you'd stand for just about anything. There isn't a realistic bone in your body. Hulk Hogan, you're the biggest star in WWE history. And at Summerslam, I want you to bring your big star, I want you to bring your boa, I want you to have your sunglasses on, and your chin held high. [shut the fuck up Chants] Nice language. Do you teach your children the same talk? You do. Yet every one of you Montreal Canadien men do nothing but stand there and talk it while I walk it. Hulk Hogan, at Summerslam, you're one move from your star being snuffed out. You don't believe me? Just ask Bret 'The Hitman' Hart."

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Chris Jericho who currently Feud with

'The Man of 1000 Holds' Dean Malenko

wanted to show us that he is 'The Man of 1004 Holds'

so he prepared a List with his 1004 moves

funny note is that every third move is an Armbar

Included is Jannety vs. Chris Jericho right before

 

"Thank you. Thank you very much. You know, since I took care of Mr. Jannetty so quickly, I came prepared.

Malenko, you claim to be the man of a thousand holds. But I counted and you know about sixty

But I know 1004 and I wrote them all down, here we go:

 

Hold 1: Armdrag

Hold 2: Armbar

Hold 3: The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza

Number 4: Armbar

Number 5: The Saskatchewan Spinning Nerve Hold

Number 8: Armbar

Number 9: The Shooting Star Staple Superpress

Number 10: Right Handed...

 

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Hold Number 712: Armbar

Hold Number 713: The Hisridhdsih

Hold Number 714: The Canadian...

 

[Video Promo]

 

Hold Number 723... whoah, I'm starting to get blown up here… The Jericho Screwdriver!

 

[Prince Iaukea rushes to the Ring]

 

Hold Number 725: The Super Blizzard

 

[iaukea gets Jericho out of the Ring]

 

[Jericho while heading out:] I still got 204!"

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The Last Nitro of WCW

Ric Flair in a classic Flair Promo

about Vince buying the WCW

 

"Did I - Did I - WOOOOO! - Did I - happen - to hear - Vince McMahon - say - he - was goin' - to hold - W – C - W - in the palms of his hands? Is that what he said? Does that mean that YOU are gonna hold Jack Brisco, Dory Funk, Harley Race, the Road Warriors, Sting, Luger, the Steiners, Bagwell, Ric Flair, Steamboat, does that mean you're gonna hold us all in the palm of your hands? To coin a phrase, I don't think so! You know, at twelve o'clock today, someone very special to me said 'do not go onto that show tonight knowin' it's the last time you'll ever be on TNT or TBS’ - knowing it's the last time, she said to me 'don't go out there and cry - don't go out there and say your sorry' because I'm not - I've been fourteen times the world champion - in my eyes, one of the greatest, you got it! The greatest wrestling organisation in the world - WCW!

 

We... I'm talkin' about the Stingers, the Lugers, the Steiners, the Road Warriors - I'm talkin' about my best friend, Arn Anderson and the Four Horsemen - we have been on a par, and we have been equal to any wrestling organisation in the world - as a matter of fact, we have run neck and neck with you, Vince McMahon, for years - for YEARS - and just for trivia, Vince McMahon, do you know that in 1981 when you were trying to become an announcer, your dad was on the board of directors and voted for ME to be the world champion - WOOOO! How 'bout that? And ever since that day, I have been a limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin', son of a gun, that along with the whole WCW dammit all, have kissed the girls worldwide! And made 'em cry. 'cause ya see, we were every bit the force we were WCW - we lived, we breathed, we sweat, we paid the price to be the best - never been about the boys - it's always been WWF vs. WCW in the office - the boys that have gone out there, night in and night out, doing everything they could to be the very best at what they chose to do in their life - those boys are here tonight - we are!

 

We're not going anywhere, you can't hold us in your hand and predict our life! We're WCW! We've bled and we've sweat - when was the last time you wrestled for an hour, cut yourself five times - bled for forty-five minutes - when - were - you - there - you weren't! You weren't! You were never in the dressing room, on the road forty days and forty nights, bleedin', sweatin', goin' to the next town, you weren't there, you can't hold people's lives in your hands. We're the greatest wrestling company of all time - I'm gonna say it again - you can't control us or our future, and in closing, let me say this - in all my years in this sport, my greatest opponent with this company has been Sting - so tonight, if we're going out, if we're going out on a high note, Stinger, the Nature Boy wants you right here, because - that's right - that's right - ya hear it, Sting? Sting, my greatest opponent - Sting, your last chance - your last chance to be... ["Sting!"-Chants ertönen aus dem Publikum, die von Flair aufgegriffen werden.] Sting, Sting, Sting, Sting, Sting, Sting - Sting! To be - the man, you've gotta beat the man, and Sting... I'M - THE - MAN – WOOOOOO!"

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Promo Paradise #9: If he wins 12 more matches he'll be upgraded to Golden King - Chris Jericho

 

 

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This is not a Classic Promo - thats what we are searching for

Chris Jericho, Cruiserweight Champion, announces every

Contestant of the no.1 Contender Cruiserweight Battle Royal

for Jericho's Title the 'Chris Jericho way'

Included is the Battle Royal & Cruiserweight Title match

 

"Hold on just one second here, David Penzer you unintelligible moronic high voiced dweeb! You know nothing about the sport of pro wrestling and you know nothing about these fine competitors coming out today. So I'm gonna do all the Jerichoholics a great favor. I'm gonna introduce all of the contestants in the cruiserweight battle royal. Let's face it, one of these fine contestants will get a chance at the cruiserweight belt. They'll never win it, but tonight you're gonna see a great match from a great competitor. Let's get down to the list here...

 

- Coming out first from Xuchimilco, Mexico, you'll notice his hat NEVER comes off, the master of trick-track, the master of Da Funk, he is Super Calo! Look at those moves ladies and gentlemen. You got about a one in ten chance of winning, maybe.

- Next, from El Paso, Mexico, this guy used to be a great bar tender, but it hasn't translated into his wrestling skills, he is the scourge of the illustrious Guerrero family, he is Chavo Guerrero Jr. maybe a two in ten chance of winning.

- Coming out next, from Mexico, this is a rags to riches story, from selling chimichangas on the streets to WCW is Ciclope!

- Then we got Damien. He can't afford a mask, he's using paint, but sooner or later he's gonna buy a mask, I'm guaranteein' you that.

- Here we go, the winner of the Lou Ferrignou look alike contest, this guy is also from Mexico, El Dandy.

- Coming out next is the world light featherweight pacer champion, El Grillo.

- Now this guy pulled up in a nice rusted out '68 El Camino Chevy, he's the ugliest man in our sport today, he's the illustrious Quazzy Juice Skelerra.

- A former champion in many countries, he's gonna rock rock til he drops, rock rock never stop, Marty Jannetty, ladies and gentlemen.

- Coming up next from Allentown, PA. He's a lost and lonely soul, his name is Kidman. And Kidman, I've got some Calamine lotion for you after the show!

- This guy's the true shooter of WCW, does he have a chance? No, zero chance, no way, he's Evan Karagias, ladies and gents.

- Oh yeah, straight from Minneapolis, Minnesota, I want my Lover Boy tape back, Lenny Lane!

- And of course we've got Psychosis, he's got a lot of hubcaps in his collection, if you need one, he'll procure one for you after the show.

- This guy is Silver King, if he wins twelve more matches he'll be upgraded to Golden King.

- This guy is Johnny Sinjer? Johnny SSS.... Johnny Swinger? You ever heard of this guy? I haven't. Zero out of ten chance in winning! No chance.

- And last but not least, representing Villanos 1 through 62, from the Villano family, he is Villano… IV.

 

Those are your contestants in tonight's battle royale, I'm going in the back for a coffee cause none of these guys will ever EVER beat me for my belt!"

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Promo Paradise #10: Fire me! I'm already Fired! - Ric Flair

last WCW Promo maybe only the nWo Promo. If you are missing some PM me

 

Ric Flair's only Shoot Promo shooting on Eric Bischoff

you know how emotional Flair can get mixed up with

honest anger it should be a great Promo

Ric Flair is accompained by the Four Horsemen

 

"Thank you, thank you very much. I'm almost embarrassed by the response, but when I see this, I know that the twenty - five years that I've spent trying to make you happy every night of your life was worth every damn minute of it. Now, somebody told me that the Horsemen were having a party tonight in Greenville! Could that be true that the most elite group that Eric Bischoff said was dead is alive and well?

 

Bischoff, this might be my only shot, and I gotta tell ya, I'm gonna make it my best. Is this what you call a great moment in TV? It's wrong, because this is REAL! This is not bought and paid for! It's a REAL - LIFE - SITUATION! Just like the night in Columbia, South Carolina, when you looked at me - tears in my eyes - and said 'God, that's good TV' - it was real! Arn Anderson passed the torch - it was real, dammit! You think Sting was crying in the dressing room like I was on TV if it wasn't real? This guy, my best friend, is one of the greatest performers who ever lived, and YOU - you squashed him, in one night. Then you get on the phone and tell me, 'Disband the Horsemen. They're dead. Disband the Four Horsemen.' You know what? I looked at myself in the mirror the next day and I saw a pathetic figure that gave up and quit! And for that, I owe you, the wrestling fans, I owe these guys an apology. Because it won't happen again! Bischoff, whatever you think... [Eric Bischoff approaches the Ring but stops as Flair continues to insult him]

 

You're an overbearing asshole! That's right! You're an obnoxious, you're an obnoxious, overbearing ass! Abuse of power! You! Abuse of power! Cut me off! Come on! It's called abuse of power! You suck! You... I hate your guts. [bischoff heading out] I hate your guts. You are a liar, you're a cheat, you're a scam, you are a no good son of a bitch. Fire me! I'm already fired! Fire me! I'm already fired!"

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Promo Paradise #11: Rock, This is Your Life!

 

This is the Highest Rated Segment in the History of Monday Night RAW! - Reason This earned a 8.1 Rating by Nelson Media Research

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Promo Paradise #12: Live Sex Celebration

 

"The Rated R Superstar" EDGE became one night earlier

WWE Champ cashing in MitB to celebrate this he will have

Live Sex Celebration with Lita - Highest Rated Segment in over 5 Years

Source is the Original Raw episode

 

"The Champ is here! Let me repeat that one more time. I said…the Champ is here!! And the best part is, none of you people saw it coming. All of you people who think they can predict exactly what's going to happen in this ring. I outsmarted all of you. And the most unpredictable move in WWE history, I cashed in my Money in the Bank after the Elimination Chamber match. And I fooled you all. Kane, Chris Masters, Kurt Angle, Carlito, Shawn Michaels, and the former – let me repeat that one more time – the former WWE Champion, John Cena.

 

Well, they just about killed themselves in the chamber match last night. Ten tons of steel, two miles of chain. I ask you why bother? Because in this industry you don't have to be the biggest, you don't have to be the strongest, you don't have to be the toughest, but you do have to be the smartest. You see I saw my opportunity – I abided my time. I was patient. Just like I was with my lovely lady, Lita. Mm mm mm. I saw what I wanted, and like a thief in the night I snuck in and I took everything I wanted. And last night, I took what I wanted most. More than anything else in the world. I took the WWE championship. My name looks so good on that bad boy, but before we move on I'd like to reminisce about my prior accomplishments here in the WWE so let's roll it shall we.

 

[EDGE's Career Highlights video package]

 

After watching that, I've got to admit: I am awesome. I have done some serious business here in the WWE. You probably think that Lita and I went back to the hotel last night and performed some sexual gymnastics. But we didn't, we saved ourselves for tonight. Because the Rated R Superstar wanted to celebrate his way with live, unbridled, torrid, passionate sex. So I say, we let the celebrations begin."

 

[Live Sex Celebration ...]

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Promo Paradise #13: The Clique OWNS this Buisness

 

First ever worked shoot in Professional Wrestling

the revealing of The Clique on which Hart Foundation answers on

Great Promo which heralds the attitude era

 

Shawn Michaels: "Now last night at Badd Blood... the World Wrestling Federation had their hopes and their dreams of putting an end to the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels. Well, ladies and gentlemen take a look at who's here and who is not here! The Heartbreak Kid is here and the Undertaker is NOT!"

 

Last night, I proved to the world what I've been saying for 10 straight years here in the World Wrestling Federation... that I am simply the very best sports entertainer in the world today. And last night was the proof. The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels took down the phenom of the World Wrestling Federation. That's propelling Shawn Michaels' status from 'Superstar' here in the World Wrestling Federation to the one and only official 'ICON' in the World Wrestling Federation.

 

Now that word 'Icon' has been thrown around very loosley in this business, so I want to categorize myself where I should be, and that is in a class by myself. So when you refer to me as the Icon, I'm not one of those fossils. The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is the Icon that can still go! Triple H my friend, is that a lie or is that the truth?"

 

Triple H: "That is the ever-loving TRUTH, Heartbreak Kid! But let me ask you a question: Who is the man?"

Shawn: "Me!"

 

Triple H: "Who is the showstopper?"

Shawn: "Me!"

 

Triple H: "Who is the main event?"

Shawn: "Me!"

 

Triple H: "And what is the greatest force in professional wrestling today?"

Shawn: "The Clique!"

 

Shawn: "Now, it's one thing to hear me come out and talk about my spectacular performance last night, because, heck, you guys might not believe me. So, what I like to have now... is for all those wonderful nemrods in the truck back there, to show the world some of the fine performance of the Heartbreak Kid, last night at Badd Blood. [HBK and Hunter looking at the Titan Tron but nothing appears] Now I know we don't have any brain surgeons in that truck, but this is a television studio, per say. Do you think, Vince McMahon, you can get one of those idiots in your truck to send out my performance at Badd Blood?"

 

[Titan Tron still doesnt react ... till Low Quality scenes of an OTHER Steel Cage match appear]

 

Shawn: "Here we go... What?... Wait a minute!...What..."

Triple H: "Oh my god, what's that?"

 

Shawn: "That's not... that's not Badd Blood... that's..."

Triple H: "That's Madison Square Garden!"

 

Shawn: "That's May 19th, Madison Square Garden!"

Triple H: "That's YOU, Shawn!"

 

Shawn: "That's... that's Razor!"

Triple H: "That's Big Daddy Cool Diesel!"

 

Shawn: "And that's... that's YOU, Triple H! Wait a minute! Hey! You were a 'bad guy'... I was a 'good guy'!"

Triple H: "You were a 'good guy'... I was a 'bad guy'... That must be the 'curtain call'!"

 

Shawn: "What were you doin'... what... Wait a minute! That was supposed to be Vince McMahon's biggest day. The first time Madison Square Garden had been sold out... oh wait, it's off the screen. Oh, VinMan, what's the matter? That subject still a little too sensitive for ya, VinMan? [Hunter and Shawn provoking Vince who is on Commentary] VinnieMac... what's the matter? Come on, what's the matter? Is your dad rolling over in his grave? Has the family tradition of the McMahons come to an end because me and my buddies made an ass out of ya? Oh, come on, you were an ass long before I made one out of ya!... Come on!... Oh, but I know... I know what you are saying now... You are saying, 'Shawn, damned, how many times have I told ya?!'... What?.... Oh, here we go…"

 

Triple H: "He might fire us... Look out, he'll just fire us!"

 

[after the advertisment the Hart Foundation appears]

 

Bret Hart: "Boy Toy! [uSA-Chants] Yeah, 'USA'... You can go ahead and look at your big hero... [pointing at Shawn] 'cause THIS is what it's come down to! Shawn Michaels..."

Shawn: "Yes, Bret Hart!"

 

Bret Hart: "You're a disgrace to professional wrestling. You know, I'm a second generation wrestler... I paid my dues, like a lot of second generation wrestlers... and you are nothing but the lowest form of scum that I've ever come across. [shawn and Hunter doing funny faces to make fun of Bret Hart while the Fans are cheering for Bret] Please, spare me your cheers... Shawn Michaels... you are nothing but a degenerate! And I think, I know, as the rest of the Hart Foundation knows what the 'H-H-H' stands for and HBK... you're nothing but a homo, and that guy there in that green shirt [Hunter] is nothing but a homo!"

Triple H: "Oh, I'm not queer."

 

Bret: "You may have barebacked your way through some kind of main events... one pay-per-view after another, but the fact is... I made more money, than all three of you guys combined in the ring [HBK, Chyna and Triple H]... and this here [holding WWF Title in the air] is what it's all about! And until you have this, I don't care what you say or what you think, but you will never ever EVER be the showstopper, until you take this thing away from me!

 

You're not the first one who beat the Undertaker. You're just a little to late. You know Shawn Michaels... the Clique... and those other two guys that you've got with you... [pointing at Chyna and Rick Rude] Well you know what? Your other boyfriends Diesel and Razor... I ran those two guys out of town and I'm gonna run both of you out of town! And you know what? I'm gonna start with that degenerate right beside you in the green shirt, Hunter Hearst Helmsley. [shawn and Hunter still making fun out of Bret] Tonight, I issue you a challenge to step into the ring with the best there is, the best there was... and the best that there ever will be."

 

Shawn: "Yeah, but you want him to wrestle YOU tonight! The question is, you want him to wrestle YOU."

Bret: "I want Hunter Hearst Helmsley, 'cause I don't need to come down and take you [shawn] right now. I've got you at the Survivor Series, and when that day comes... I'm gonna kick your little scrawny ass!"

 

[Hart Foundation going back Backstage]

 

Shawn: "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... I got two words for the Hitman Bret Hart... SUCK IT! And I got more... I got news for ya... you may have MADE more money, but you do not HAVE more money, because the Heartbreak Kid is the main event. He wrestles once a month, once a week. The Hitman is working every day for his money, 'cause he needs it. The Heartbreak Kid is in this business, 'cause this business NEEDS the Heartbreak Kid... it NEEDS Triple H... it NEEDS Chyna... it NEEDS Ravishing Rick. Bret Hart, you are a zero my hero, and the only way for you to get in the main event at Survivor Series... is to wrestle the HEARTBREAK KID!

 

Otherwise, you will always be a paper-champion and you will always be nothing more, than just support on MY pay-per-view events. The Heartbreak Kid and his Clique will rule the World Wrestling Federation from this day until the day I deside differently! Triple H, Chyna, Ravishing Rick and my friends... Oh and by the way... Bret Hart, you didn't destroyed the Clique! Do not confuse expansion with destruction. The Clique OWNS this business and at Survivor Series, the Clique and the Heartbreak Kid are gonna OWN... YOU!!"

[RazorR]

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Promo Paradise #14: You stupid old man, I'm a snake

 

CM Punk wins for the first time ever the ROH Championship

before heading to WWE, Fans demanded a Speech & got one

with just a few sentences every smark shut up

in total shock of CM Punk's huge Heel Turn

The Best Turn in a simple Promo I can remember

 

"Isn't this the prettiest thing you've ever seen in your entire life? It was, it was almost, it was a year ago, it was over a year ago I held this belt high in the air after I fought for it for the first time in Dayton, Ohio against Samoa Joe and I proclaimed this right here the most important belt in North America. Right now, in my hands, as of this day, 6/18/05, this--becomes the--most--important--belt--in the world!

 

This belt in the hands of any other man is just a belt; in my hands it becomes power; just like this microphone in the hands of any of the boys in the back is just a microphone. You put it in the hands of a dangerous man like myself and it becomes a pipe bomb. These words that I speak spoken by anybody else but me are simply words strung together in lucid form into sentences. When I say, I mean what I mean, I say, and they become ANTHEMS.

 

You see, if I can be afforded the time to tell all of you here today a little bit of a story; it's a parable of sorts: There was once an old man walking home from work and he's walking in the snow and he stumbled upon a snake frozen in the ice. He took that snake and he brought it home and he took care of it and he thawed it out and he nursed it back to health; and as soon as that snake was well enough, it BIT that old man and as that old man laid there dying, he asked the snake, "Why? I took care of you. I loved you. I saved your life." And that snake looked that man right in the eye and said, "You stupid old man. I'm a snake."

 

The greatest thing the Devil ever did was make you people believe he didn't exist--and you're looking at him right now. I am the devil himself and all of you stupid, mindless people fell for it! You all believed in the same make-believe superhero that the legendary Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat saw some year ago today! No, you see, you didn't know anything. You followed me, hook-line-and-sinker, all of you did and I'm not mad at you! I just feel sorry for you. This belongs to me! Everything you see here belongs to me! And I did what I had to do to get my hands on this and now, I am the greatest pro-wrestler walking the earth today!

 

This is my stage; this is my theater; you are my puppets and I pulled those marionette strings and I used your emotions and I toyed with them, you see, because honestly, I get off on it. I hate each and every single one of you with a thousand...and I will not stop. I will not stop until I prove once and for all that I am better than you, that I am better than Low Ki, that I am better than AJ Styles. I'm better than Samoa Joe. Ladies and gentlemen, the champ is here. You don't have to love it but you better learn to accept it because I'm taking this with me and there isn't a single person in that locker room that can stop me!"

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Promo Paradise #15: The reason why I hate you

 

CM Punk about his old Idol Raven

and the reason why he is nevermore

Promo is short thats why the match prior to that is included

CM Punk & Colt Cabana vs. Christopher Daniels & Raven

 

"Before you cut me off... the reason I hate you [Raven], the reason in my heart of hearts why I hate you, is I didn't know any better when I was a little kid. When my dad came home smelling like beer. I thought it was a hard day’s work he was doing. I didn't realize he was out at a bar. I didn’t realize 'work' meant 'unemployment office'. I didn't think it was strange for someone to come home and take an 'old style' up into the shower. I didn't think it was strange for somebody to pass out. I thought an old style, a pack a day, was the norm... Raven, my father is exactly like you!

 

Since day one in Ring of Honor, where fighting spirit is supposed to be revered, things aren't supposed to be this way! I'd shake your hand like a normal man, but the thing is, I don't respect you! I hate you! I hate you for everything you've pissed away! Everything I've scrapped and clawed for... that I haven't even earned yet! That you got handed to you and you flushed down the toilet!

 

For what? For pills? For booze? For alcohol? For women? I'm born of your poison society. So, on the 19th of July, I will become a monster to fight the monsters of the world! Your time in Ring of Honor will be done. That is a promise. This is true! This is real! This... IS... STRAIGHT EDGE!"