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[Lady M's]

Mr. Lu: Greetings everybody and let me welcome you all to SPARKLE's very first iPPV, THE BIG BANG! Many great things are happening here tonight and most importantly of all is the SPARKLE Queen's Crown and Women's World Title Unification Match, with the winner becoming the first ever SPARKLE Shining Star Champion and will receive this brand new title belt *Shows off new belt to the home audience*

Tess: And that winner is gonna be the Show Stealer, TRACY!



Mr. Lu: *Sighs* Tess, what do you want?

Tess: As the Official Voice of the Champion, I am here to speak on her behalf. And I must say it is only fitting that the new SPARKLE World Championship belt is called the Shining Star Championship, cause Tracy is the only shining star on this show.

Mr. Lu: I see. And since she seems to be so confident tonight and you are here to be her Voice and all, you can bring Tracy a message.

Tess: And what message is that?

Mr. Lu: That tonight's Unification Title match will only end by pinfall or submission and it will go until there is a REAL winner.

Tess: You can't do that.

Mr. Lu: I can and I just did.

Tess: You gonna regret this Lu. *Tess storms off in anger*

Mr. Lu: I doubt that. Enjoy the show everybody, cause I know I am going too.

*The scene then faded out to the opening video package...*

THE BIG BANG! OPENING THEME SONG

1.) The show kicked off with the 2 out of 3 falls Top Contenders Tag Match between ABC (Miss April and Brooke Carter) and Double K (Kei Akiyama and Kayla Sparkz). Kei and Kayla started off the match strong with Kei pinning Miss April in little over minute, when Kei blocked the Face Breaking Finish (Skull Crushing Finale) and April ran right into the Exploder Suplex afterwards. Double K 1 & ABC 0. After the first fall, Miss April and Brooke Carter tried to regroup on the outside, but that's when Kei and Kayla took them both out with stereo over the top rope dives! After few minutes of action, Kayla looked to end things by setting up Brooke Carter for the Sparkz Magic (Standing Shining Enzigiri Kick) but Brooke ducked out of the way and shoved Kayla into the ropes. Miss April then hotshotted her across them as a result. Kayla then staggers back into the Blonde Blowout (Lung Blower) from Carter for the three count. ABC wins the second fall. We are now tied! Double K 1 & ABC 1. In the third fall, ABC isolated Kayla and targeted her neck and throat that was injured from the hotshot. Kayla eventually managed to ducked a double team clothesline and take out both ladies with a crossbody! Kayla then made the tag to Kei. Kei and April then continued what they started at the beginning of the match with Kei cleaning house. Kayla nails April in the back of the head with Sparkz Magic and then sends herself and Carter to outside. Kei drops April on her head with a spike ddt and locks on the Front Necklock (Guillotine Choke with bodyscissors.) in the middle of the ring. Nowhere to go, April struggles and fights for a few moments before tapping out with Carter barely missing the last second save! DOUBLE K WIN! 4 STARS

*Kei Akiyama and Kayla Sparkz embrace in the ring, ecstatic at becoming the top contenders. ABC just looks on from the outside, and begin arguing with each other as the scene fades out to a close.

Backstage we see Tess on the phone with somebody important, telling the person that the plans have changed. Tracy is standing by with her, not very happy and nervous about Lu's decision earlier. Melanie Cruise comes in and tells them her match is next. Tess just motions for her to leave and the dejected Cruise walks off in disgust. Tess then continues to talk on the phone with Tracy, pacing back and forth.*

2.) It was then time for the Wipeout Match between Zoe Malibu and Melanie Cruise. With Tess seemingly absent from Cruise's corner, it kinda threw Cruise off her A-game as Malibu jumped her from behind on the ramp, to start the match. Malibu had the advantage for few moments, until she got backdropped on the steel ramp. Malibu got up though, refusing to be KOed that easily. The two fought through the crowd and near the back of arena's equipment. Zoe Malibu hit Cruise in the head with a unused monitor and laid her out on a table. She climbed to the top of a nearby scaffolding. Malibu looks around and shrugs her shoulders, like "what the hell" and jump off, putting herself and Cruise through the table with the Tidal Wave (Flying Splash). Zoe Malibu barely gets up, but Cruise stays down and is declared to be knocked out as a result, giving the victory to Zoe Malibu!3 STARS

*The exhausted Zoe Malibu now takes a nearby mic and tells Melanie Cruise as the EMTs check on her...*

Zoe Malibu: Pardon my language but Melanie Cruise, YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

*Zoe Malibu then celebrated with the crowd as the scene faded out to the back, with the EMTs still checking on Melanie Cruise...*



Venus: Hi everybody, I am here with Erica. And don't worry, I am not gonna laugh this time.

Erica: Yeah, I showed you and everybody last week, didn't I?

Venus: You did, I'll give you that.



Lucca: You even showed me and Lu, Erica. So congratulations. *Mockingly claps for her*

Erica: I always show everybody. Why I was the Champion for THREE YEARS!

Lucca: Yes, you were. And because you showed us, we've decided to make the mist LEGAL tonight. No harm, no foul after all.

Erica: WHAT?!

Lucca: You heard me, the mist is legal tonight.

Erica: You can't do that.

Lucca: If you don't like that ruling, then you can remove the face shield and fight The Great Mura without it.

Erica: *Grumbling to herself in anger*

Lucca: What was that? I can't hear you.

Erica: I said, the mist can be legal for all I care. Cause I'm still gonna win. Now get out of my way....NERD! *Pushes Lucca out of way and storms off for the match in anger*

Venus: That girl has problems, Lucca.

Lucca: Like always, Venus, like always.

*The scene then faded out to a close from there*

3.) Erica did not like the mist being legal, but still felt like it didn't matter, as she had the face shield. Eventually The Great Mura did go for the mist attack and like on MAX it nailed Erica. And while it failed to blind her, it blinded the official that was standing behind her in the aftershock. The ref was down out, blinded by the mist, as a result. Erica took the advantage and managed to nail The Great Mura with the Endgame (Diamond Cutter). But the ref was still out and blinded. Eventually a second ref ran out and made a long two count! Erica then began yell at the second ref and shoved him around. The ref threatened to DQ Erica, so she laid him out with Endgame, in anger. Erica then turned right into a second misting from recovered The Great Mura. This time the mist was BLACK in color! The mist was almost a tar like substance, and it managed to stick to the face shield of Erica and effectively blind her! Erica staggers around and The Great Mura drops her with a backbreaker slam. The Great Mura then went to top rope and nailed her with the Moonsault. The first ref finally recovered and counted the three count, giving the victory to The Great Mura.3 STARS

*The Great Mura celebrated her victory as Erica is helped the back by the trainers, with the mask now effectively stuck to her face and hair, thanks to whatever sticky substance The Great Mura sprayed her with.*



Venus: Hi again, I am here with...*Sighs*....Rayne. Rayne, most may forget, but you and Nikki Roxx have a long history with each other here in SPARKLE. Tonight that all ends, with one of you losing your hair. What are your final thoughts before the match?

Rayne: You mean, before I lose my hair right?

Venus: Well I....

Rayne: Since you like to bring up the past so much, let's not forget you and me never got along before. And it must make you so mad that The Beautiful People are all gone in SPARKLE from now, but I'm still here to RAYNE on your parade.

Venus: Ha Ha Ha. Charming as always.

Rayne: And your still skanky as always. So your point is?

Venus: Grrrrrr...

Rayne: I thought so. Well listen up, Angel and Velvet, my friends, may be gone. But that doesn't mean a damn thing. Cause just like you will be always be skanky, I will always win in the end. Besides I've got one more trick up my sleeve. And I guarantee you it's are pretty bitchin! *Begins to walk off*

Venus: What?! You can't be serious? RAYNE?!

Rayne: *Shoves her elbow hard in Venus's face and tells her....* Talk to my elbow, cause the hand is on vacation! *Giggles to herself and leaves...*

Venus: *Holding her cheek* What a fucking bitch.

*The scene now fades to a close from there.*

4.) Nikki Roxx met Rayne on the steel ramp and the match began there. The two brawled around ringside with this being No Rules. This eventually led to Rayne dragging a table into the ring. Rayne set it up in the ring and tried to slam Rayne's head off it. But Roxx blocked it and slams Rayne's head hard off it instead. Roxx then got up on the table and dragged Rayne up there with her. Roxx tried to set up Rayne for the Barbie Crusher (Voodoo Drop) through the table. But Rayne elbows out and rolls off the table. Rayne then trips Roxx, making fall backwards and onto the table. The table doesn't break though, and Rayne pounds away on Roxx for a moment. Rayne then goes to the top rope slowly and measures Roxx. But Roxx recovers and crotches Rayne on top. Roxx goes up top and set ups Rayne again for it. This time, unfortunately for Rayne, the Barbie Crusher, is successful. And worse, it's off the top rope and through the table! Both ladies around now out cold in a heap. Roxx finally makes the cover, and The ref counts 1....2...THR-NO! Some masked female pulls the ref out of the ring and decks him. The furious Roxx just stares at the woman and grabs her by the top of the head and mask from behind. The masked woman jerks away, removing the mask in the process. Roxx now drops the mask in shock as she sees who the person is and it's.......ARIEL! Nikki Roxx's best friend! The shocked Roxx now gets hotshotted by the smiling Ariel from the outside. Rayne now takes the opportunity to nailed the stunned Roxx with the Beauty Mark (Reverse Overdrive/Zack Attack) for the three count! RAYNE WINS!3 STARS

*After the match, Rayne and Ariel wake Nikki Roxx up. Roxx just sits int he chair in the ring, not saying a word at all as Rayne shaves her head bald with Ariel watching on and smile. Rayne now shows her the mirror and tells her.....*

Rayne: How does it look, Nikki. To me it, ROCKS! *Laughs*

*Nikki Roxx just looks over at Ariel with look of betrayal on her face and shakes her head in disgust. Rayne now tells her...*

Rayne: What's the matter, Nikki? Don't like it? That's okay. You just need a CLOSER LOOK!

*Rayne now smashes the mirror over Roxx's head, laying her out and busting her open. Rayne and Ariel now pose over the fallen and now bald and bloody Roxx as the scene fades out to close.*



Jenny James: Jessica, you ready?

Jessica: I'm coming, Tali. *Walks out and sees it's her sister, Jenny, standing there.* Oh hi, Jenny.

Jenny James: Hey sis, be careful out there.

Jessica: Jenny, I am not a little girl anymore. I can handle myself in the ring. Besides Lady M's is with me.

Jenny James: That's what I am afraid of.

Jessica: WHY?!

Jenny James: I don't trust that bitch. She's always been lone wolf in SPARKLE and everybody, especially you, seemed to forget that.

Jessica: That not it all. I see it now. You are just jealous of Lady M's?

Jenny James: BULLSHIT!

Jessica: YOU ARE! You can't stand the fact that Tali is my friend and wants to protect me from danger. You feel like she is being more of big sister than you ever were.

Jenny James: Don't even go there, Jessica.

Jessica: I just did. *Begins to walk off in anger*



Lady M's: Ready, Jessica?

Jessica: YES! *Leave the scene quickly*

Lady M's : *Looking at the angry Jenny James* What's wrong with her?

Jenny James: Don't ask me, dawg. She's your problem now. *Walks up to Lady M's and tells her coldly...* You fucking INTERLOPER! *Shoves M's out of the way violently and leaves.*

*Lady M's just shakes her head in discuss as leaves, trying catch with Jessica as the scene fades out to a close.*

5.) Lady M's and Siren squared off at the beginning of tag match to determine who will be the NEW SPARKLE Twin Star Champions. Siren dominated M's in the opening moments and laid her out with repeatedly hard body slams. Sarah then tagged to try and pick the bones, but M's refuse to go down that easily and almost locked her in the Cross Armbreaker. Sarah quickly escaped and rolled to outside with Siren consoling her. Lady M's then pointed at her and then to Jessica. Sarah smiled and nodded in response. Lady M's then tagged in Jessica. Jessica and Sarah now continued where they left off on MAX. Jessica dominates Sarah for a moment, but Siren grabs her by the hair from apron and jerks her to ground. Siren then tags herself and begins to destroy Jessica as Lady M's is forced to watch. Siren throttles her repeatedly with chokeholds and M's is livid on the outside. Siren signals for the end and goes for Tombstone on Jessica, but Lady M's runs in and chopblocks Siren from behind, causing Jessica fall onto of Siren! Siren still powers out of the pinfall at one though. Jessica crawls for the hot, but the now tagged Sarah grabs her by leg and tries to stop her. Jessica fights to her feet on one leg and lays out Sarah with an enzigiri! Jessica now makes the tag to Lady M's. Lady M's enters the ring and cleans house, even managing to sent Siren out to the floor following series of clotheslines. Sarah, whom is still legal, is groggy and prone in the corner and M's charges her. M's smashes Sarah in the face with a jumping knee attack and grabs her head. M's now nails Sarah with the running bulldog out of the corner. Lady M's now points to Jessica and tags her in as she goes to top rope. Lady M's now takes the recovered Siren out with high suicide dive through the ropes and to the outside as Jessica comes off the top onto the prone Sarah with a Flying Doublestomp! Sarah rolls around on ground, in pain for a few moments, and Jessica makes the cover. The ref counts 1....2....THR-NOOOO! Sarah still kicks out! Jessica gets up and stalk Sarah and waiting for her to get up. Jessica kicks the recovering Sarah in the midsection and goes for the Sexy Strong Stunner, but Sarah shoves her off and into the turnbuckles. Sarah now rolls up Jessica and grabs the tights for the 1...2....THR-NOOOO! Jessica kicks out. Sarah immediately picks up Jessica and looks at Lady M's, smiling. She now goes for the GTS, but Jessica slips out the backdoor and then nails her with the Sexy Strong Stunner!! Jessica now makes the cover for three count and the titles! Siren barely misses making the save, as M's grabbed her leg as she tried to get back in the ring.4 STARS

*Siren now shoves Lady M's off with her legs, and M's flies, slamming hard into the guardrail. Siren and Sarah now get in the ring, cornering Jessica like poor mouse in a corner. Jessica begins to cower in fear, but then Jenny James runs out to makes the save. Jenny James now stands tall ready fight off both Sarah and Siren alone. There is now a standoff as a result. This allows enough time to pass for Lady M's to return to the ring, carrying the same lead pipe from MAX. Sarah and Siren then leave, not wanting to fight anymore. Jenny James and Lady M's now begin stare and mouth off at each other, as Jessica just sits in the corner, holding both SPARKLE Twin Star Championship belts, in confusion.

The scene now fades to a close from there*



Tracy: Are you sure she is gonna be here? The main event is next, mom!

Tess: Tracy, Momma is handling this. That's why I am here remember? She will be here, I promise.

Tracy: She better be. I need a backup plan.

Melanie Cruise: You got me, don't you?

Tracy: *Laughs* I don't need a LOSER!

Melanie Cruise: Fine. I am outta here. You didn't bother helping me anyways. *Leaves the scene*

Tess: MELANIE?! She didn't mean it! *Looks at Tracy in anger* TRACY! You shouldn't have done that! MELANIE?! *Leaves to catch up with Cruise* MELANIE?!

Tracy: MOM?! Don't leave me too! COME BACK HERE! The main event is NEXT! MOMMA?! GODDAMN IT! *Leaves the scene as well*

*As Tracy said, the main event is NEXT!*

6.) In the main event to unify the titles as the SPARKLE Shining Star Championship, Tracy came out alone, as Tess was busy trying to get Melanie Cruise to come back. Heather Mach took advantage for situation nailed Tracy with a spinning heel kick early on. Heather Mach then goes to the top rope for the Swanton Bomb, but Tracy rolls out of the way! Tracy goes for the cover and Heather kicks out quickly. Thanks to the early crash and burn by Heather, Tracy was able to ground her and control the match at her pace. Tracy eventually locked her in a sleeper hold and Heather seemed to be fading away. But the fans cheered her back into and elbowed out it. Heather ran the ropes, and Tracy ducked early. Heather now nails Tracy in the face and head with the Macha Ye! Heather now makes the cover and the ref counts 1....2....THR-NOOOOO! Tess pulls out the referee, having sprinted down to ring during the pin attempt. Heather now chases Tess around the ring and back into it. Heather stalks the begging Tess in the corner. Tess now smiles as somebody is now behind Heather. Heather now turns around and right into the Starstruck (Superkick) from the returning PAULA! Paula now helps Tess back up and leaves the ring with her. Paula now rolls the ref back into ring and Tracy makes the cover on Heather Mach. The groggy ref now counts 1....2....THR-NOOOOO! Heather barely kicks out. Tracy now yells in anger at Heather as she struggles to get up slowly. Tracy now lays out Heather Mach with a hard Tik-Tak (Zig-Zag) and this time gets the three count!4 STARS

*Tess and Paula now enter the ring and pose with Tracy as the first ever SPARKLE SHINING STAR CHAMPION! Paula now bends down next to Heather Mach and mouths something to her. Paula then smirks as the show fades to final close from there.*

SPARKLE presents THE BIG BANG!
Summers Battle Zone
Live! only on iPPV

1.) Two out of Three Falls Top Contenders Tag Match: Kayla Sparkz and Kei Akiyama beat Miss April and Brooke Carter in (20:32) 2 - 1.
-1st Fall: Kei Akiyama pinned Miss April (1:31) with the Exploder Suplex.
-2nd Fall: Brooke Carter pinned Kayla Sparkz (17:54) with the Blonde Blowout.
-3rd Fall: Kei Akiyama forced Miss April to submit (20:32) with the Front Necklock.
2.)Wipeout Match: Zoe Malibu knocked out Melanie Cruise (15:42) with the Tidal Wave off a scaffold.
3.) Grudge Match: The Great Mura beat Erica (12:21) with the Moonsault.
4.) "Hair VS Hair" No Rules Match: Rayne beat Nikki Roxx (17:05) with the Beauty Mark.
5.) Winner Take All Match for the SPARKLE Twin Star Titles: Lady M's© and Jessica beat Sarah© and Siren (17:28) when Jessica pinned Sarah with the Sexy Strong Stunner to become the NEW Champions.
6.) SPARKLE Queen's Crown Title VS Women's World Title Unification Match: Tracy© beat Heather Mach© (19:01) with the Tik-Tak to become the 1ST EVER SPARKLE Shining Star Champion.

[Lady M's]

Venus: HEY PAULA! It's Venus, I want to get a statement from you about what happened during the main event of THE BIG BANG! tonight. So do you even have anything to say in regards to your actions?

Paula: ......



Tess: EXCUSE ME! Hi, Venus.

Venus: Hi....Tess. What do you want.

Tess: Not much cause as you can see by the championship belt that I am carrying, Tracy is now the 1ST EVER SPARKLE Shining Star Champion! Just like I said she would be.

Venus: No thanks to Paula.

Tess: HEY! Paula did what was right for herself and what was right for her family. Family sticks together now and forever.

Venus: I want to hear what Paula has to say about all of this, NOT YOU!

Tess: Well that's too bad then. Cause you will just have to wait a little bit longer then. At least until SPARKLE MAX. Then I promise you, Paula will explain her actions fully in detail.

Venus: OK then. I guess I will wait till SPARKLE MAX.

Tess: Yes, you will. NOW GET OUT OF HERE!

Venus: Fine, I'm going. Goodbye. *Leaves the scene*

Tess: Good riddance. *Turns to Paula* I am so happy you are back, Paula. And I am even more happy that you made the right choice. *Leaves the scene as well*

Paula: Yeah....the right choice. *Sighs*

*The scene now fades to a close from there.*

Lucca: After a huge iPPV debut with THE BIG BANG!, the fallout of that show happens on SPARKLE MAX this week. Should be an exciting night of Women's wrestling action. Here is the card for the show.....


SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1.) Zoe Malibu VS Janice
2.) Rayne and Ariel VS Double K (Kei Akiyama and Kayla Sparkz)
3.) Jenny James VS Erica
4.) 6-Woman Tag Team Match: Heather Mach, Lady M's, and Jessica VS Tracy and ABC (Miss April and Brooke Carter) w/ Tess

Lucca: Also on the show, Paula will explain her actions from THE BIG BANG! And finally the next iPPV has been revealed for SPARKLE and it will be called BREAKDOWN. And it will be live in just two short weeks from the SPARKLE Battle Zone. Should be an entertaining show, if it's anything like THE BIG BANG!


SPARKLE presents BREAKDOWN
Summers Battle Zone
Live! only on iPPV

Full Card to be announced at a later date.

[Lady M's]

Miss April: ....so that's what I was thinking, Brooke. We got screwed over at THE BIG BANG! We should never have lost that final fall like that.

Brooke Carter: I most certainly agree, April.



Tess: As do I ladies, as do I.

Miss April: What do you want, Tess?

Tess: I want to help you, cause as you know I represent both the SPARKLE Shining Star Champion, Tracy. As well as Paula and Melanie Cruise.

Miss April: I see. What do you want us to do?

Tess: Just follow me to the ring. I'll take care of the rest.

Miss April and Brooke Carter: Alright.

*The scene now fades to a close and the opening video package airs.*

SPARKLE MAX OPENING THEME



Tess: Ladies and gentlemen, what you see in this ring is the single greatest collection of women's wrestling talent in the world today. And before we get down to business of the evening, your SPARKLE Shining Star Champion, Tracy, would like to say few words. So shut up and show her some respect as she speaks. *Crowd boos loudly*

Tracy: Thanks, Mom. Now I am very happy to your champion. And why shouldn't I be? The very name of the title is the Shining Star Championship. And as the Show Stealer of SPARKLE, I am the only shining star of this show. And as such, I promise to be a fighting champion and defend this title against the best talent in women's wrestling today. Thank you very much. *Crowd boos loudly again*

Tess: Now onto business, I have invited two ladies to ring tonight for a reason. You see ABC was handed a miscarriage of justice at THE BIG BANG!, cause during the last fall, Miss April tapped out to the Front Necklock from Kei Akiyama. Now there is one BIG problem with that, that submission is an illegal chokehold. That move should not be allowed. And as such, that submission victory should be null and void. Now all I ask for, is that Mr. Lu rectify this situation, preferably by having Double K disqualified and the third fall awarded to ABC.

*Mr. Lu now interrupts them and appears on the stage....*

Mr. Lu: Tess, I do agree with you. That was a oversight on the referee's part. And I am going to rectify this situation right now.

Tess: Thank you.

Mr. Lu: HOWEVER, while I agree that the third fall victory should be null and void, I disagree that Double K should be disqualified and ABC just awarded the victory.

ABC: WHAT?!

Mr. Lu: So here is what's going down.....ABC VS Double K at BREAKDOWN, with the winners becoming the Top Contender's to the NEW SPARKLE Twin Star Champions, Lady M's and Jessica.

Tess: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

ABC: YEAH!

Mr. Lu: I can and I just did. Oh and I would like address a certain person who returned at the iPPV last night now. Paula, I know you can hear me. And I don't care what your explanation is and quite frankly I don't want to hear it either. All I know is, it's gonna be you taking on the woman you screwed over, Heather Mach, at BREAKDOWN.

Paula: *Smirking* That's EXACTLY what I wanted too, Lu. Thanks.

*The scene then faded to a close on that note.*

1.) Zoe Malibu continued her momentum from THE BIG BANG! by pinning Janice in a short match, following the Tidal Wave (Superfly style Flying Splash). 2 STARS

*After the match, Melanie Cruise tried to jump the celebrating Zoe Malibu from behind, but Zoe Malibu caught and dared her to attack face to face. Melanie Cruise thought about it, but then left the ring. Zoe Malibu is obviously in Cruise's head now after beating her at THE BIG BANG! in their Wipeout Match.



Venus: Hey everybody, I am here with Double K, Kei Akiyama and Kayla Sparkz. Double K what is your response to Mr. Lu making the rematch with ABC at BREAKDOWN?

Kei Akiyama: Our response is simple, Venus. Yes, I choked that bitch Miss April at THE BIG BANG! But this is wrestling, and there is no instant replay here. The ref's decision is final. So if the ref says it was legal, then it was legal. End of story.

Kayla Sparkz: Aki-chan is right, what the hell. This was some petty crybaby bullshit on ABC's part.

Venus: I agree with you both, 100 percent.

Kei Akiyama: Then you should agree with me stating, that I am going do it again at BREAKDOWN. But difference is, I am not gonna let go until they stop bitching PERMANENTLY.

Kayla Sparkz: And I gonna kick their stupid teeth in and shut their mouths for them by force.

Venus: Oh my. Good luck with that, ladies.

*Both Kei and Kayla nod their heads and leave for the tag match, which is next.*

2.) Rayne and Ariel had the task of dealing with the pissed off Double K. It also didn't help their cause that Nikki Roxx is also wanting a piece of them for what happened at THE BIG BANG! as well. Eventually towards the end of the match, Kei Akiyama nailed Rayne with the Exploder Suplex and went for the cover. That's when ABC, walked out onto the ramp. Kayla Sparkz then started to chase them up the ramp as this distracted Kei as well. This led to Kei being rolled up from behing by Rayne for the suprise victory! 2 STARS

*Ariel and Rayne then quickly ran away as Kei Akiyama was livid over what happened, thanks to ABC's distraction. Kayla Sparkz then had to calm partner down as a result. But the fact still remains that Ariel and Rayne beat the Top Contenders tonight.*



Rayne: HELL YES! We just beat the Top Contenders in our very first match as tag team together.

Ariel: Of course, we are Pretty Bitchin' after all. *Laughs*

Rayne: And as such, we are already better than Nikki Roxx ever was as your tag partner.

Ariel: Damn straight, we are. Nikki Roxx was all about herself. She left me high and dry when SPARKLE went to EBW. She still had her job south of the border in Lucha Libre. I had nothing.

Rayne: You had me.

Ariel: Yes I did and I still do now. Thank you Rayne. Thank you for being a REAL friend to me.

Rayne: No problem. Let's get out of here. *Both now leave the scene*

*The camera now pans over to reveal...*



Nikki Roxx: *Groans* Damn it.

*The scene now fades to a close from there.*



Lucca: *Knocks loud on locker room door.* ERICA! ERICA! COME OUT OF THERE!

Erica: NO! I AM NOT COMING OUT! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!

Lucca: *Groans* Goddamn it, Erica. You are being such a baby about this!

Erica: LIKE YOU WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LOOKS, NERD! NOW GO AWAY!

Lucca: Fine. You forfeit the match to Jenny James! This better not happen again NEXT WEEK!

Erica: Oh it's gonna happen.

Lucca: It better not for your future in SPARKLE's sake!

Erica: WHAT?!

Lucca: You heard me. Goodbye! *Leaves the scene*

Erica: THAT'S NOT FAIR! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! *Nobody answers for a few moments.* LUCCA? LUCCA?! LUCCAAAAA?!

*The scene now fades out to a close from there.*

3.) This match never happened as just stated above. Erica forfeited the match to Jenny James. DUD

*Jenny James was still in the ring when Sarah and Siren appeared on the ramp and began walking down to ring.*



Sarah: You know Jenny, last night at THE BIG BANG!, you ruined our fun didn't you. You stuck your stupid nose in business that doesn't pertain to you.

Jenny James: It does too, dawg. Jessica is my baby sister. And if you want to try and hurt her, then you'll have to try and take me out first.

Sarah: That can be arranged. Quite easily, in fact.

Jenny James: Where and when, bitch.

Sarah: How's BREAKDOWN sound for you?

Jenny James: That sounds REALLY good to me, dawg. You got it. I accept. I'll see YOU at the iPPV.

Sarah: ME?! YOU MUST BE JOKING?! *Laughs* You're too funny, Jenny. That's why I like you so much. But sadly, I never said ANYTHING about facing me. You are gonna face Siren at BREAKDOWN. So in case, you haven't been listening closely enough, you've just heard THE CALL!

Jenny James: Well that's just fine by me, cause I've always been hard of hearing anyways.

Sarah: And at BREAKDOWN, you are gonna be HARD OF LIVING as well. See you there....DAWG! *Laughs maniacally*

*The scene now fades to a close from there with Sarah continuing to laugh maniacally in amusement.

Backstage, we see an upset Lady M's watching what just happened on the backstage tron.....*

Lady M's: *Shaking her head in anger* Goddamn it, Jenny.



Jessica: What's up, Tali.

Lady M's: *Sighs* Nothing.

Jessica: That bad, huh?

Lady M's: You sister, Jenny James, just accepted a challenge to fight Siren at BREAKDOWN.

Jessica: Oh my god, is she stupid?

Lady M's: That thought did cross my mind before.

Jessica: TALI!

Lady M's: I'm kidding, Jessica. But seriously, this is bad.

Jessica: I know it is. You promised after last night at THE BIG BANG!, you'd never fight your sister again. What are you gonna do.

Lady M's: Nothing.

Jessica: But you have to protect my sister for me, Tali!

Lady M's: I never said I would do that. I just said I would protect you.

Jessica: FINE! But if you don't help her at BREAKDOWN, I am going to. Cause like it or not, Jenny James, is my sister and I still love her. I know you understand that all to well too.

Lady M's: Of course, I do.

Jessica: Then I guess, you'll just have break one of those promises at BREAKDOWN when the time comes. Now the question is.....WHICH ONE WILL IT BE?! And I'll just leave that decision up to YOU! *Jessica now leaves in anger*

Lady M's: *Groans* Goddamn it. *Lady M's now leaves for the main event tag match.*

*The scene now fades to a close from there*

4.) In the main event of the show, Heather Mach was distracted by Tess at ringside for most of the match. Lady M's and Jessica also seemed to not want to get along as well. This worked in the heels' favor to say the least for most of the match. Eventually this lead to Tess getting on the apron and pushing Heather Mach off the top rope during the Swanton Bomb attempt. Miss April then took advantage and nailed her with the Face Breaking Finish (Skull Crushing Finale) for the victory. 3 STARS

*After the match, we had a nice 6 woman brawl in and out of the ring, with Lady M's and Jessica chasing both Miss April and Brooke Carter to the back, leaving Heather Mach in the ring by herself with Tracy. Heather Mach set up for the Macha Ye (Boma Ye) as Tracy recovered. But as Heather went for it, PAULA intercepted her and nailed her with the Starstruck (Superkick), just like at the end of THE BIG BANG! main event! Paula now stands over the fallen and laid out Heather Mach, as the show fades to a close from there.*

SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1.) Zoe Malibu beat Janice (11:04) with the Tidal Wave.
2.) Rayne and Ariel beat Double K (14:23) when Rayne pinned Kei Akiyama.
3.) Jenny James beat Erica (00:00) by forfeit.
4.) 6-Woman Tag Team Match: Tracy and ABC beat Heather Mach, Lady M's, and Jessica (17:38) when Miss April pinned Heather Mach with the Face Breaking Finish.

[Lady M's]

Lucca: Here she is, sir. As requested.

Mr. Lu: Excellent.



Zoe Malibu: You wanted to see me, Mr. Lu?

Mr. Lu: Yes I did. I wanted to talk about your future in SPARKLE?

Zoe Malibu: MY FUTURE?! WHY MINE?!

Mr. Lu: It's not what you think. As I think you are doing good in SPARKLE. In fact, I think you are doing great.

Zoe Malibu: Really?

Mr. Lu: Of course. You pinned the SPARKLE Shining Star Champion, Tracy, two weeks ago on SPARKLE MAX. And last week, you beat Melanie Cruise at THE BIG BANG! In fact, you didn't just beat her, you knocked her out. That was impressive to me.

Zoe Malibu: Thank you, sir. It did feel good too.

Mr. Lu: Not as good as this will feel. I want you, Zoe Malibu.

Zoe Malibu: Pardon me?

Mr. Lu: I want you. I want you in the main event of BREAKDOWN.

Zoe Malibu: WHAT?!

Mr. Lu: I am serious. I want you to face Tracy in the main event of BREAKDOWN. For the SPARKLE Shining Star Championship belt.

Zoe Malibu: ME?! A TITLE SHOT?! AT BREAKDOWN?!

Mr. Lu: Correct. All you have do is say....

Zoe Malibu: YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!

Mr. Lu: You got it. Good luck, Zoe Malibu.

Zoe Malibu: Thank you, sir. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Mr. Lu: You are very welcome.

*Zoe Malibu now exits the office and Lucca asks Lu....*

Luccca: You really think she is the right choice?

Mr. Lu: Yes. She is ready for this.

*The scene now fades out a to close from there.*

Lucca: The SPARKLE MAX card has been posted, here it is.....


SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1.) Rematch: Jenny James VS Erica
2.) 6-Woman Tag Match: Ariel, Rayne, and Janice VS Double K(Kei Akiyama and Kayla Sparkz) and Nikki Roxx
3.) Singles Match: Heather Mach VS Miss April w/ Brooke Carter
4.) Tag Match: Lady M's and Zoe Malibu w/ Jessica VS Tracy and Melanie Cruise w/ Tess

Lucca: And finally, here is the updated cared for the upcoming iPPV, BREAKDOWN....


SPARKLE presents BREAKDOWN
Summers Battle Zone
Live! only on iPPV

1.) Top Contender's Tag Rematch: Double K (Kei Akiyama and Kayla Sparkz VS ABC (Miss April and Brooke Carter)
2.) Singles Match: Jenny James w/ Jessica VS Siren w/ Sarah
3.) Singles Match: Heather Mach VS Paula
4.) Sparkle Shining Star Title Match: Zoe Malibu VS Tracy© w/ Tess

[Machismo]

Announcer: Maelstrom returned to the Battle Dome with some surprising results today! Heather Mach took Val to her limit in the opening hybrid fight. She controlled the pace of the match and kept Val on the mat, but couldn't get a finish. Judges gave it to Mach. Lady M's continues her feud with the PIXEL ladies by taking out Gina Marquez in the 2nd round via TKO from unanswered elbows. Dominant showing. WAR's Maurice finally laid a mini feud to rest with Hashim Al-Singh by knocking him out cold in the 3rd. The biggest Maelstrom match to date saw Firebrand X battle it out with Amigo in a fantastic main event, though it almost never happened. Shadow tried to get involved and that sort of action is prohibited in the Maelstrom brand, leading to security having to drag him away. Even match in all five rounds, with FBX doing all he could to stay focused and not fixate on Shadow trying to crash the match. Fight went to the judges, and in a highly controversial decision Amigo narrowly won out in a split decision. Controversial only because winner would be hard to determine either way. FBX handled the loss like a true champion, handing Amigo the belt and bowing in a show of respect. In a post fight interview FBX stated that after being stretched out so thin for months he's almost glad to be able to focus on his tasks at hand like his next Infinity Division title defense. Amigo finally breaks his drought, and promised to be a fighting champion, offering FBX a rematch whenever and wherever. Titles passes from one true professional to the next...



Maelstrom VI
Battle Dome
The EBW Network

1. Women's Hybrid: Heather Mach beat Val (R3 5:00) via Unanimous Decision
2. Women's Hybrid: Lady M's beat Gina Marquez[PIXEL FC] (R2 0:10) via Elbows -> TKO
3. Men's Hybrid: Maurice beat Hashim Al-Singh (R3 3:03) via Punches -> KO
4. Maelstrom Openweight Championship: Amigo beat Firebrand X© (R5 5:00) Split Decision -> New Champion!

[Lady M's]

Lady M's: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING, JENNY?!



Jenny James: I'M THINKING ABOUT PROTECTING MY BABY SISTER, DAWG! SOMETHING YOU CAN'T EVEN DO ANYMORE!

Lady M's: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!

Jenny James: YOU HEARD ME, DAWG! I said you protected MY baby sister like you protected YOUR husband! *Walks up closer to Lady M's* And how did that turn out anyways?

Lady M's: Why you stupid.....BITCH! *Gets right up in Jenny James' face* SAY IT AGAIN! SAY IT AGAIN TO MY FACE!

Jenny James: *Backs away* You just stay away from me and my baby sister. I can handle this on my own.

Lady M's: My sister is gonna kill you. You know this, for a fact.

Jenny James: Then I will die fighting. *Smirking* Which is much more than I can say for you when it comes to your sister, right?

Lady M's: But I..... *Lowers her head in shame* .......

Jenny James: That's EXACTLY what I thought. Now get the fuck out of my way. *Jenny James now violently bumps into Lady M's as she leaves.*

Lady M's: *Grits her teeth in anger* GODDAMN IT! *Screams really loud in anger and frustration*

*The scene now fades out to the opening video package.*

SPARKLE MAX OPENING THEME

*The show now opens with a very pissed off Heather Mach in the ring with a mic....*

Heather Mach: I would first like to apologize to Mr. Lu and THE EBW NETWORK suits for having to do this right now. You see I AM NOT FUCKING LEAVING THIS RING! Not until Paula gets HER ASS OUT HERE and tells me WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!

*Paula does not come out and Heather Mach gets more angered by this.*

Heather Mach: COME ON PAULA, I CAN WAIT ALL FUCKING NIGHT! I deserve an EXPLANATION for your actions!

Paula's Voice: AN EXPLANATION?!

*Paula finally comes and enters the ring. She now tells Heather Mach...*



Paula: You want an explanation for my actions, Heather. What my makes you think you can handle what I have to say to you.

Heather Mach: Try me!

Paula: Ok, you ask for it. Heather, the reason I attacked is pretty simple. I was correcting a mistake I made in the past.

Heather Mach: You don't mean...

Paula: You catch on quick, Heather. I was correcting the mistake of helping you win the Women's World Championship from Erica.

Heather Mach: Why?

Paula: WHY?! *Laughs* I am not sure you handle that answer.

Heather Mach: JUST TELL ME WHY, I WANT THE TRUTH!

Paula: *Laughs* YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Heather Mach: I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF I CAN HADLE IT OR NOT! JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH!

Paula: FINE! Heather, the truth is because.....

*Paula now without warning knocks Heather Mach out with the Starstuck (Superkick). Paula now gets down next to the barely conscious Heather and tells her slowly....*

Paula: Heather, Heather, Heather. You stupid bitch. It's because I HATE YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY!

*Paula now drops the mic on the mat next to Heather and leaves the ring slowly, smiling at her actions, as the crowd boos her loudly.

Miss April now walks down to the ring with Brooke Carter, along with a ref. Miss April now tells Heather Mach....*

Miss April: I'm SO sorry, Heather. I REALLY hate to do this. But Mr. Lu says since you interrupted and delayed the show, that we are now stretched for time. So this means, our match is happening right NOW!

*The ref now calls for the bell and the opening match begins....*

1.) Miss April immediately goes for the cover on Heather Mach, but she kicks out at 2.9! Heather Mach still has fight in her, refusing to give Miss April the easy victory. Miss April now begins to kick and stomp the prone Heather, telling her to get up. Heather gets up slowly and Miss April goes for the Face Breaking Finish (Skull Crushing Finale) but Heather fights it off by stomping Miss April's foot. Heather runs the rope, but Brooke Carter trips her up. Heather Mach goes after Carter and leaves her open, as Miss April nails from behind. This time Miss April nails the recovering Heather Mach with the Face Breaking Finish for the still easy victory. 2 STARS

*Miss April and Brooke Carter now celebrate their "victory" over the fallen Heather Mach as the scene fades to the back...*



Lucca: Sir, did you even authorize that to happen?

Mr. Lu: *Sighs* No, I did not. Damn that ABC. I really hate their antics sometimes. But that's not why you wanted to see me, is it Lucca?

Lucca: No, sir.

Mr. Lu: Then what is your boggle?

Lucca: Take a wild guess, sir.

Mr. Lu: Erica?

Lucca: *Sighs* She is still refusing to wrestle. In fact, she's barricaded herself in the women's locker room and refuses to come out. I think she's been in there all week.

Mr. Lu: All week?

Lucca: Yes sir, all week.

Mr. Lu: Mother of God. How is that even possible?

Lucca: I think I saw Janice bring her some Mach Pizza delivery earlier.

Mr. Lu: GODDAMN IT! I am gonna handle this BULLSHIT right now. IT'S TIME TO LAW DOWN THE FUCKING LAW! Lead the way to Erica, Lucca.

Lucca: With pleasure, sir.

*The two now leave as the scene fades out from there.*

2.) In the 6-woman tag match, Double K and Nikki Roxx took on Rayne, Ariel, and Janice. Pretty standard tag affair, with Ariel and Rayne refusing to face Nikki Roxx alone in the ring. Eventually Ariel and Rayne left the ring and were forced to watch as Nikki Roxx nailed Janice with the Barbie Crusher (Voodoo Drop) while staring at both of them for the victory. 3 STARS

*After the match was over Nikki Roxx just stared and pointed at both of them. Both just nodded their heads, as Rayne took the mic....*

Rayne: WE ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!

*Nikki Roxx just stared back in confusion as Rayne tells her...*

Rayne: I guess you don't understand. *Laughs* What I mean is if you want to face me or Ariel at BREAKDOWN, you'll face both of us TOGETHER in a HANDICAP MATCH!

Ariel: YEAH! BFFs FOREVER!

Nikki Roxx: *Grits teeth in anger* Fine, I don't give a shit anymore. I just want to get my hands on both of you at this point. I ACCEPT!

*The scene now fades out to the back from there*



Lucca: COME OUT THERE NOW, ERICA!

Erica: NO! GO AWAY, YOU STUPID NERD!

*Mr. Lu now quietly stops Lucca from speaking again. Mr. Lu now tells Erica...*

Mr. Lu: ERICA! STOP THIS BULLSHIT IMMEDIATELY AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LOCKER ROOM!

Erica: Oh my, Lucca, your voice has suddenly changed. *Laughs* Hell, you even sound like that old geezer Lu.

Mr. Lu: OLD GEEZER?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO YOUR BOSS!

Erica: OH SHIT! I AM SO SORRY, LU! I didn't mean it. I was just JOKING!

Mr. Lu: WELL I AM NOT JOKING ANYMORE! COME OUT OF THERE NOW!

Erica: NO! I THINK I'LL STAY!

Mr. Lu: FINE! You can just GO HOME then!

Erica: AND YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Mr. Lu: GODDAMN IT, ERICA! THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!

Erica: *Panicking* OH SHIT! LU, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

Mr. Lu: *Calms down for a moment* Well I mean this and since you are acting like a fucking child, I am gonna treat you like one! ERICA, YOU ARE GROUNDED!

Erica: GROUNDED?!

Mr. Lu: You heard me.

Erica: FOR HOW LONG?!

Mr. Lu: UNTIL YOU GROW UP! *Calms down again* Now I want you go to go home, look at yourself in the fucking mirror, and find that woman who held the Women's World Title for three years. I want you to talk to her and figure out what you are and what you stand for. Cause right now you stand for JACK SHIT! AND I DON'T NEED SHIT CLOGGING UP MY ROSTER!

Erica: COME ON LU, DON'T DO THIS!

Mr. Lu: I just did it. GOOD FUCKING BYE! *Mr. Lu now leaves the scene in anger.*

Lucca: I am so sorry, Erica. But I warned you.

Erica: FUCK YOU, NERD! YOUR DAY IS COMING TOO!

Lucca: *Sighs* Whatever. You will never change. You will always be a BITCH!

Erica: .......

*Lucca now leaves the scene too and it fades to close with Erica all silent with what just went down.



Mr. Lu: Excuse me, ladies. Where do you think you are going?

Miss April: I am going home, I won my match earlier.

Mr. Lu: Oh, I saw that. And let me tell you, I enjoyed it alot.

Miss April: Really?

Mr. Lu: *Laughs mockingly and then turns very serious* No, I didn't. You two are just like Erica, you think this whole SPARKLE thing is a fucking joke.

Miss April: That's not true, I don't at all.

Brooke Carter: Yeah. I don't either. In fact, we love being part of the SPARKLE brand again.

Mr. Lu: I think you don't. Cause even after I gave you both a second chance at BREAKDOWN at the Top Contendership, you pull this BULLSHIT off. So this is how you repay me? By DISRESPECTING MY AUTHORITY?!

ABC: NO!

Mr. Lu: And you may have gotten word that I don't like disrespect. In fact, Erica just found that out the HARD WAY! You wanna find out like that too?

ABC: NO!

Mr. Lu: Then you both fucking better listen up, cause if I ever see yall pull that shit again, YOU ARE BOTH FIRED! You both understand that?

ABC: YES!

Mr. Lu: Good. Now Miss April you can go home.

Miss April: Yes, sir. *Miss April now leaves the scene*

*Brooke Carter tries to leave, but Mr. Lu stops her and says...*

Mr. Lu: Brooke, you stick around. In fact, you can go to the ring. You have a match tonight.

Brooke Carter: A MATCH?!

Mr. Lu: Yes, against Jenny James. You are taking Erica's spot. NOW GET TO THE RING!

Brooke Carter: Yes, sir. *Brooke now leaves the scene

*Lucca now catches up with Mr. Lu and tells him, having just witnessed everything.....*

Lucca: That was amazing, sir.

Mr. Lu: Thank you, Lucca. That's how you take care of business and lay down the law. Please take a note.

Lucca: Noted, sir.

*The scene now fades out to a close from there.*

3.) Brooke Carter was alone and all by herself tonight against Jenny James. She also didn't expect to have a match tonight. This played well into Jenny's hands, whom was in a foul mood herself. Jenny James eventually was able to put Carter away with the Throwdown (FU/Attitude Adjustment) after blocking the Blonde Blowout (Lungblower) attempt from Carter by grabbing the ropes. 2 STARS

*After the match, Jenny James barely had time to celebrate as Sarah and Siren began to walk down to ring. Brooke Carter quickly ran away in fear, leaving Jenny James by herself. Jenny James wrapped her chain around her fist and told them both just bring it. Jessica then ran down to the ring with a steel chair. Jessica then stood next to her big sister and it caused Sarah and Siren to hesitate in attacking. They then finally backed off. Sarah then motioned that in SIX DAYS, Jenny was dead meat and they both left the ring. After they are gone, Jenny James and Jessica now hug in the ring and Jenny James thanks her for standing by her. Jessica now leaves the ring and Jenny James then just stood there, smirking, confident that she can handle it at BREAKDOWN.

The scene then faded out to the back from there.*



Jessica: TALI! WHERE WERE YOU?!

Lady M's: I was getting ready for my tag match with Zoe Malibu.

Jessica: OH! I see. So you will STAND by her and not YOUR FRIENDS!

Lady M's: It's not like that and you know it, Jessica.

Jessica: Right, whatever. *Jessica now begins to leave and Lady M's stops her....*

Lady M's: HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

Jessica: I AM LEAVING!

Lady M's: NO! YOU ARE NOT! *Grabs Jessica by the arm roughly*

Jessica: OUCH! YOU ARE HURTING ME!

Lady M's: *Lets go of Jessica's arm* OH! I'm sorry.

Jessica: THAT HURT! You know, Jenny is RIGHT! YOU CAN'T PROTECT ME AT ALL! I'M OUTTA HERE! *Jessica leaves the scene in anger, rubbing her arm.*

Lady M's: *Shaking her head in anger* GODDAMN IT!

*Lady M's now leaves for the main event, which is NEXT!*

4.) Lady M's was isolated in the main event for much of the match, obviously the problems she is having are taking a toll on her mental state. However, she did manage to make a comeback though, and managed to tag in Zoe Malibu, who cleaned house. But the momentum was cut short when Cruise jerked Zoe by the hair from the apron. Cruise then took over and dominated Malibu. Eventually, there was bad miscommunication problem between Cruise and Tracy, as Cruise nailed Tracy with a big boot, that dazed her. Tracy then began yelling at Cruise calling her a loser and slapped her. Cruise then told Tracy to fuck off and walked out of the match. Tess then left Tracy as well, trying to get Melanie Cruise to calm down and come back. The confused Tracy begged her mom to comeback, but this left her open and Lady M's smashed her in the corner with a Jumping Knee attack. Lady M's then nailed the running bulldog on Tracy and tagged in Zoe Malibu. Zoe Malibu nailed Tracy with the Tidal Wave (Superfly style Flying Splash) for the victory! 3 AND 1/2 STARS

*Zoe Malibu has pinned the SPARKLE Shining Star Champion for the second time in three weeks! Momentum is defiantly in Malibu's favor and if she pins Tracy again at BREAKDOWN, we will have a NEW CHAMPION! Lady M's now leaves the ring, to give Malibu her moment in victory, and Zoe Malibu now poses over the fallen Tracy with the SPARKLE Shining Star Championship belt as the scene fades out to the back from there....*



Tess: MELANIE! COME BACK HERE! MELANIE!

*Melanie Cruise continue to walk towards the exit of the Battle Zone. Tess now yells at her....*

Tess: MELANIE! TALK TO ME. DAMN IT!

*Melanie Cruise now stops and walks back towards Tess. She now tells her.....*

Melanie Cruise: You are lucky I like you, Tess. Otherwise, I'd break you in half, just I like to do to your daughter.

Tess: *Backs away* She didn't mean to slap you, Melanie. She caught up in the heat of the match.

Melanie Cruise: I don't care about the slap. I didn't even feel it. *Gets right in Tess's face and tells her very seriously....* What I DO care about that is the fact she keep calling me a LOSER.

Tess: *Nervous* I know. She has an attitude problem. And she calls everybody that, even me sometimes. It won't happen again, I promise.

Melanie Cruise: It better not. Cause if it does, she is going to regret it. I PROMISE YOU THAT!

Tess: I understand.

*Melanie Cruise now leaves the scene as Tess stands there, breathing a sigh of relief.*



Tracy: HEY MOM!

*Tess now stares at Tracy and shakes her head in disgust and anger. Tracy now asks her....*

Tracy: WHOA! What is wrong with you, mom?

Tess: You, Tracy. It's always you. And even if you are my daughter. You are still starting to become a pain in my ass.

Tracy: I'M NOT A PAIN IN THE ASS! I'M THE SHINING STAR CHAMPION!

Tess: YEAH! And You better be after BREAKDOWN or.....

Tracy: Or what?

Tess: OR IT'S OVER, TRACY! *Tess now walks off in anger, leaving Tracy all by herself....*

Tracy: HEY MOM, WAIT! What do you mean or it's over?! Mom? MOM?! MOMMMMM?!

*The show now fades to a dramatic final close from there.*

SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1.) Miss April beat Heather Mach (02:05) with the Face Breaking Finish.
2.) 6-Woman Tag Match: Kei Akiyama, Kayla Sparkz, and Nikki Roxx beat Ariel, Rayne, and Janice (14:54) when Nikki Roxx pinned Janice with the Barbie Crusher.
3.) Jenny James beat Brooke Carter (08:23) with the Throwdown.
4.) Lady M's and Zoe Malibu beat Tracy and Melanie Cruise (16:09) when Zoe Malibu pinned Tracy with the Tidal Wave.

[Lady M's]

Lady M's: *Drunkenly* DAMN IT! *Finishes her last beer off.* DOUBLE DAMN IT! *Tosses bottle off to the side*



Melanie Cruise: Looks like somebody's been having GOOD time.

Lady M's: *Approaches Melanie Cruise* You could say that.

Melanie Cruise: *Back off a bit* WOOOO! I take that back. Cause from the from the SMELL of you, I'd say you've had a VERY GOOD time.

Lady M's: Very funny. What the fuck do you want?

Melanie Cruise: I want you to get out of my way so I can go home.

Lady M's: MAKE ME!

Melanie Cruise: Listen M's, I don't want to fight a drunk. So don't make me. Cause unlike you it seems, I've had a VERY BAD night.

Lady M's: YOU HAD A BAD NIGHT?! *Laughs* Is Tracy being given death threats by your best friend or sister?

Melanie Cruise: At this point, I wish that was happening. But to answer your question....no.

Lady M's: Then your night has been FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC compared to mine.

Melanie Cruise: Is THAT so?

Lady M's: I know so, LOSER.

Melanie Cruise: DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Lady M's: LOSER!

Melanie Cruise: I'M WARNING YOU!

Lady M's: LOOOOOOOOSER!

Melanie Cruise: So you wanna fight me, M's?

Lady M's: Yes.

Melanie Cruise: Fine. YOU versus ME at BREAKDOWN. Then we can see who the real LOSER is.

Lady M's: I accept.

Melanie Cruise: I'll see you then. NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY!

*Melanie Cruise violently shoves Lady M's onto the pavement of the parking garage. Melanie Cruise now tells the laid out and still drunken Lady M's....*

Melanie Cruise: *Snickers* Oh look, she's fallen and she can't get up. I'd lay off the beer, M's. It's gonna be the death of you, just like I will be at BREAKDOWN. *Laughs as she now leaves*

Lady M's: *Closes her eyes in anger* Goddamn it.

*The scene now fades to close with Lady M's continuing the lay on the pavement of the parking lot.*

Lucca: That match is now official for BREAKDOWN, folks. And speaking of BREAKDOWN, the iPPV is just a mere SIX DAYS away. The full card has been posted, with one MAJOR change. Cause given the very volatile situation of Heather Mach and Paula, their match at the iPPV will now be a SUMMERS STREETFIGHT! That should be a good one too. So here is the full card for BREAKDOWN....


SPARKLE presents BREAKDOWN
Summers Battle Zone
Live! only on iPPV

1.) Top Contender's Tag Rematch: Double K (Kei Akiyama and Kayla Sparkz VS ABC (Miss April and Brooke Carter)
2.) 2-on-1 Handicap Match: Rayne and Ariel VS Nikki Roxx
3.) Singles Match: Jenny James w/ Jessica VS Siren w/ Sarah
4.) Singles Match: Lady M's VS Melanie Cruise
5.) Summers Streetfight: Heather Mach VS Paula
6.) SPARKLE Shining Star Title Match: Zoe Malibu VS Tracy© w/ Tess

[Machismo]

Announcer: October is Breast Cancer Awareness month, and EBW is getting involved in the fight. We're raising awareness all month long and beyond. Kinniku Mike quickly jumped on board to be the spokesman for the campaign...



Nerma: Nerma here with Kinniku Mike, the controversial former champion is actually standing up for a worthy cause this month hence the new pink outfit. Why don't you tell us all about it Mike.

Kinniku Mike: Well Nerma, the ladies know that the Sex Machine loves boobies, so of course I'm going to be the spokesman for Breast Awareness Month.

Nerma: Wait what?

Kinniku Mike: I think it's the perfect fit, and that's what she said, but I'm getting off track here. Breast Awareness is very important to me. I mean who doesn't love tits?! How is it that people aren't aware of fun bags? It's as implausible as me getting married twice and yet....oh wait that happened.

Nerma: Mike, I don't think you're-

Kinniku Mike: I mean the wondrous things you can do with the milk jugs! You might as well call me a sailor with all the motor boating I do if you get my meaning.

Nerma: Mike-

Kinniku Mike: I mean that I shove my face between the hooters and go-

Nerma: MIKE!

Kinniku Mike: What?

Nerma: This is Breast CANCER Awareness month!

Kinniku Mike: Breast Cancer is EVIL! How could something exist that wants to destroy boobies! WE MUST DESTROY IT! TELL ME HOW RIGHT NOW!

Nerma: Tell you how to what? Destroy Cancer?

Kinniku Mike: Screw it, I'll figure it out myself! I'm going to have to pull a few all nighters and feel up a bunch of boobies to get to the bottom of this....might need to feel up some bottoms too.

Nerma: *sigh*



w00t: So we got a visit today. I didn't like it.



w00t: Amy Ta-....Angel, to what do we owe the honor?

Amy Angel: Just letting you know that Tack Angel will not be taking part in your show today.

w00t: Keeping the leash short already?

Amy Angel: Don't be disrespectful to me w00t. I actually like you and would be willing to give you the respect you deserve if you'll play ball. Don't forget that you've been slighted too. If you join me I will-

w00t: Sorry, I don't play second banana to anyone.

Amy Angel: *sigh* Have it your way. No, I don't know where Tack is and that's why he won't be appearing on your show. No one has seen him since Monday, but don't worry, I've brought a replacement.

Noah Jennings: I'm worth 10 Tack Angels anywa-

Amy Angel: *cough*

Noah Jennings: Forget I said anything mam. Might I add that your hair is extra green today?

w00t: Looks like you've got enough boot lickers anyways Amy.

Amy Angel: That's not what any of this is all about, and I'll make that clear when I feel like it. I came down here to try and help you, but instead I'll show you what happens when you oppose us. I'm over-ruling you on your next card. You will be booking these matches. Have a nice day.

w00t: ......Well....if that's what you want.

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w00t: We might have made a little history tonight and the show certainly ended on an unexpected note. Amy Angel changed up my card and put Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings in a match against my Champion Chu Chu and another opponent of my choosing in a 3-Way match. The Eagleland Championship was also on the line, but I saw this for what it was, a ploy to get the title to make an example. With that in mind I put Simon and Oni in a match to see who would match up. Stuart had a new look and new energy about him, probably from training by himself. He looked better than ever when hit the German on Oni and pinned him to move onto the main event. Mike Ishijima and RA represented WAR as they took on Tiger and Fighter Daron. Ishijima was up to his cheating ways and used his necktie to choke out Daron before putting him up in the torture rack and feigning a submission victory over our submission guy. Our Tag Champions Jet Set Future humiliated Ratz and Karnage again, when Switchback hitting a Rolling Senton on Karnage to get the pin. The big main event might have been our biggest to date, with Noah Jennings trying to snake our title away. Simon Stuart was the big player here, as he wasn't afraid to mix it up with either man, and showed class by never double teaming Noah with Chu Chu.....a shame really...class is nice...but hurting that guy would have been better. It all worked out though as Simon shocked everyone including myself by hitting a Fallaway Slam and pinning Noah Jennings to become the Eagleland Champion! How bout that! Score one for the little guys.

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1. Main Event Qualifier: Simon Stuart beat Onisuiken (7:54) via German Suplex -> Pin
2. Tag: RA/Mike Ishijima beat Ultimo Tiger/Fighter Daron (5:50) via Ishijima Torture Rack on Daron -> Submission
3. Non-Title Tag: Grind/Switchback beat Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage (6:56) via Switchback Rolling Senton on Karnage -> Pin
4. The Wrestling Championship of Wrestling Wrestling/Eagleland Championship 3-Way: Simon Stuart beat Noah Jennings© and Chu Chu© (14:32) via Bridging Fallaway Slam -> Pin -> NEW Eagleland Champion!

[Machismo]

Noah Jennings: And I'm saying you're a cheater!

Simon Stuart: I didn't ask for the match, but I earned it and I earned the Eagleland Championship!

Noah Jennings: Just because this company has a ridiculous open door policy now doesn't mean that Mach Administration scum like you gets to wear MY Eagleland Championship! Do you know who I am? I'm Noah Jennings DAMMIT! This is just another attempt to silence WAR! To silence true justice! To silence-

Trevor Mach: SILENCE! Now......what were we talking about?

Ryan IQ: You alright Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I'm fine just got....a lot on my mind.

Noah Jennings: A lot on your mind?! The only thing that should be on your mind right now is making this right! I want an Eagleland Championship rematch right now!

Trevor Mach: Fine.

Noah Jennings: What?

Trevor Mach: Fine. Ness started the Wildstyle thing for just such an occasion. You want the match? w00t you up for being a ref?

w00t: Gladly.

Trevor Mach: Stu, you up for this?

Simon Stuart: Of course.

Noah Jennings: Now wait a minute I-

Trevor Mach: Ring the bell ding ding. I'm out of here...

Noah Jennings: WAIT!

-Simon Stuart made an easy defense of the Eagleland Championship Wildstyle by scooping up Noah Jennings and sending him through the boss's table with a German Suplex. w00t counted the 1-2-3 giving Simon his 1st Defense. **1/2 Stars

The world of wrestling was rocked once again with the reveal that Amy Taylor now Amy Angel has been the mastermind behind WAR all along. The one who secured the contracts of the splinter group, the one who conspired with Destroyer A, and the one who held EBW hostage worked behind the scenes the entire time. The one people have been calling the Puppet Master entered the ring to a chorus of boos to kick off the show lead by Lovekick, Troy, and Maurice. She circled the ring and held the mic out to all of the booing fans who just booed harder before speaking up.

Amy Angel: Go ahead and boo, that's your right, but do I really deserve the scorn? Does WAR really deserve the bad reputation it has gotten? I don't think so. I have seen a group trying to liberate themselves from a sort of oppression. Trying to break through and call their own shots. Don't all men and women strive for that? Sometimes you have to do something drastic to get people's attention and alert them to the injustice of the Mach Administration. I have hated working for that man, but I stood by and did my part because I love WAR, I love the family we're becoming, and I love all of you that have felt slighted in your life. I also have another love....someone I love more than anyone else in the world....my new husband Tack Angel. I never meant to hurt him, but it seems that I have in the way that I exposed myself as being apart of the opposition. For that I am sorry, but Tack I want you to know that I love you and I want you with me. We could both do so much good tonight. Please, come out and talk to me tonight. Think really hard about the future we could forge together and tonight you can show these people that WAR will overcome the evils of Trevor Mach and his goons and-

Trevor Mach: HOLD IT!

The Boss Trevor Mach stormed out to the stage of the XP Zone along with EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega, Infinity Division Champion Firebrand X, Maelstrom Openweight Champion Amigo, and Kinniku Mike.



Trevor Mach: Amy, I don't want to hear another word about it! Normally I could care less about what people say about me or what they think of me, but if you call me an oppressor one more time I'm going to LOSE IT! Look at the guys standing by my side right now. They don't think I'm an oppressor. They all stood up and earned what they have, I just opened the door for them. In fact, I think I've done a damn good job as Boss around here.

Amy Angel: You would think that, but the truth is you've been terrible from day one. You've thrown yourself into the mix one too many times, and you and I both know that you're not mentally fit to hold that job anymore. Yes, I have access to your medical records, it comes with my position.

Trevor Mach: It doesn't matter what you say or think on the subject. You act like EBW is so wrong and oppressive, but the people, the actual people, have always been in charge around here, I just work for them. They VOTED me in, and I'm going to do right by them, not by a bunch of whiners who want everything handed to them on a silver platter. That's not how justice works!

Amy Angel: Rufus Poochyfud is the only reason people were deluded into thinking you could be President, and from day 1 you have taken that faith and goodwill that the people had in you and you've smashed it on the ground! You've played games with the careers of your employees, especially Tack Angel he-

Trevor Mach: Tack Angel is my best friend and the closest thing to a brother I have in this business, but when I came into power I had to treat him the same as anyone else. Despite all that I will admit to making one mistake as Boss. I hired you, not on the grounds of your mental prowess, but on the grounds that I figured you and Tack would hit it off and I was right.

Amy Angel: Well you obviously should not have underestimated my genius, because now I'm going to take your company right out from under you and give it to the people.

Trevor Mach: It's not my company. It's always belonged to the people, and it always will as long as I keep EBW away from a demented power hungry bitch like you!

Amy Angel: Power hungry? I just believe in what is right, that's why I'm going to use the power I do have to make things right. Might makes right as they say.

Trevor Mach: They don't say that....I say that. Might does make right in wrestling, so how about we stop bickering and get right down to it. You want EBW and you want to bring me and the roster to our knees. To do that you need to get through my EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega and I don't think you can do that. You'll need to get through Infinity Division Champion Firebrand X and I don't think you can do that either. Amigo and Mike? Not a chance you're getting through them!

Amy Angel: All I have to do is start at the top, and the rest will come crumbling down. EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega, I don't suppose I could convince you to defect to a group that will truly appreciate you?

Camilo Ortega: I don't need appreciation to feel justified in my existence. My Grandmother always said don't try to be a great man, just be a man, and let history sort out the rest. I do have convictions though, as well as loyalty. As long as I am EBW World Champion I will stand by the company I am representing.

Amy Angel: Well then, we're just going to have to take the belt off of you won't we? Bushido is coming up and-

Trevor Mach: Yes, Bushido IS coming up, and considering the memories I have from that pay per view in the past I'm going to book a show that ensures it lives up to that past.

Amy Angel: You gave me too much authority in this department too I'm afraid. You put me in charge of talent relations and you gave me the authority to do what I had to to make the talent happy. That's why one of my men in the ring should get a title shot against Camilo Ortega....to make them happy.

Trevor Mach: Oh no you don't she-devil! The guys backing me up more than deserve the title shot! It ain't happening!

Amy Angel: Looks like we've reach an impasse. We'll have to settle this soon as Bushido is not far off and I want a new champion in place ASAP.

Trevor Mach: You act like it's a done deal! Camilo Ortega is a bro amongst bros and he can take any of those guys on at any time. You're ready right Camilo?

Camilo Ortega: To ask if I'm ready is to assume their are moments in my life when I'm NOT ready.

Trevor Mach: HA! That's why he's so damn awesome. I tell you what Amy, I'm going to be the bigger person and make a compromise. I'll get three guys and you get three guys. We'll have them battle it out, and the three that survive will face off in the same night. That winner can get Camilo Ortega. That's what it takes to take on a fighter of Camilo's caliber.

Amy Angel: Fine, I have no objections to that. Any one of my family could defeat Ortega, because we have justice and righteousness on our side. Our cause is just and our victory is assured. We'll decide who faces who later. I'm patient enough for that. I was patient enough to deal with you all this time.

Trevor Mach: I'm tired of all the yakkity yak. This is still EBW and in EBW we freaking wrestle! Clear the ring and let's get this show started dammit! Firebrand, you're up first brosef!

-Opening match was for the Infinity Division Championship, as Firebrand X put the belt on the line against Bolshoi in a hot contest. The antics of Bolshoi didn't phase FBX and the two had a fantastic back and forth in the early goings. Bolshoi nearly captured the title with a Bolshoi Bomb, but Firebrand escaped and hit a Bridging package powerbomb called the Phoenix Plex to get the pin and the record 10th Title Defense. Big night for the rookie king as he showed respect to his opponent and shook his hand. Shadow and Hotlanta tried to get involved after the match, but Firebrand and Bolshoi teamed up to keep them out of the ring. ***1/2 Stars

-6-Man Mixed Action saw the odd trio of Antonio Daman, Cherub Kid, and Doctor Degrees taking on Noah Jennings, Shadow, and Hotlanta of WAR. Crazy action throughout the match, but the shifty tactics of the WAR team lead to an already hurt Jennings playing up the injury to trick Cherub and clock him with his wrist watch before tossing him to Shadow who nailed the Shadow Driver and got the pin. ***Stars

Amy Angel: Tack, there you are! I have been looking for you for days! Do you know how worried I've been?!

Tack Angel: ....Sorry....I've....had a lot on my mind.

Amy Angel: Tack, I know this hasn't been easy but that wedding and those vows were real. We belong together and I want you to stand with me in WAR.

Tack Angel: It's a lot to process what you're asking me Amy. I wasn't planning on this being a problem. I think we could just be happy together as man and wife. I put myself out these like I never have before to ask you to marry me and now......I wonder if you ever loved me at all.

Amy Angel: Tack I do love you more than anything.

Tack Angel: Enough to leave with me right now and leave WAR?

Amy Angel: Yes.

Tack Angel: Oh....wait....wait what? I wasn't expecting that answer. You'd rejoin EBW for me?

Amy Angel: I'm not going back to EBW, but if you wanted to run away from all of this I would follow you.

Tack Angel: .....I don't run away.

Amy Angel: I know, which is why things are the way they are.

Tack Angel: .....

Amy Angel: I don't think you understand just what WAR really means. It's about freedom and hope for those who don't have it.

Tack Angel: I must be watching a different show as I have never seen that.

Amy Angel: That's because you're on the other side of the conflict. Come over to my side and you'll see what I mean. All you've ever wanted to do was bring joy to the people and you could with me and with WAR. Think about it Tack.....please....for me....for our marriage.....think about it.

Tack Angel: ....I will.....I really truly will.

-Jet Set Future continue their winning ways in a big match with SinDOS. Avion and Metrion tried putting the hurt on the luchablades duo, but they ran circles around their opponents before Grind was able to take down Avion and hit the Corkscrew 630° Senton before getting the pin. Excellent effort from a fast rising team. ***Stars

-The Tag Team Championships were on the line next as Tack Angel and Swift put the straps on the line against the reformed Lovekick Connection. Hot action from bell to bell with Tack Angel trying to set everything aside to focus on the match though Lovekick dominated the action during the early stages of the match. Jamie OD fired away on Swift until the Brawler tackled him into the corner. Sal made the blind tag and took Swift to the mat where he put in the Paradise Lock, but Tack made the save with a big TaToBa Kick. He made the save, but his distant attitude lead to Jamie OD clocking him with a high kick to the back of the head. Lovekick went to work on the champs with combo moves and tried to isolate Tack when he tagged in. The team work paid off as Tack's frustrations lead to him eating a Penalty Kick and getting dropped by Sal's Kokoro Hiraite Kaori and pinned for the 1-2-3. Lovekick won the match to once again become Tag Team Champions after over a year apart. Sal rebounded quickly from his series with Camilo to bring the coveted tag belts into the WAR camp. ***Stars

After the match Tack wandered off as Swift trashed the ringside area. Sal and Jamie followed Tack to the back...



Sal Paradise: Hey man, slow down for a second.

Tack Angel: Did you follow me to gloat? I'm sorry, my heart wasn't in the match and-

Jamie OD: HAHA! Slow down dudemeister, we're not here to gloat!

Sal Paradise: We wanted to say good match.

Tack Angel: You did?

Sal Paradise: Yeah, just sorry that you weren't feeling it. If you want a rematch anytime just let us know.

Tack Angel: You guys are acting.....kind of weird.

Sal Paradise: What makes you say that? You're one of us right? You're married to Amy, and that makes you alright in our book. We treat our own with respect. You might think we're all a bunch of dick heels, but we do what we do because we have to.

Tack Angel: I might not agree with all that, but I appreciate the offer for a rematch. I don't know if Swift would want to team with me again or not, but still....thanks.

Sal Paradise: Do the right thing Tack. Listen to the will of the people. You do know that Amy wants you to lead us too right?

Tack Angel: Aren't you the so called voice of the people?

Sal Paradise: I am the voice and I do as I please, but I respect Amy enough to adhere to what WAR is doing. She opened a lot of eyes the day she got showed us what we could do to bring justice to EBW, so I owe her for that. That's a great wife you've got there.

Tack Angel: Thanks.

Sal Paradise: Think about it.

Tack Angel: I will....

-Main event time, as EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega was set to lead Kinniku Mike and Amigo against Troy, Maurice, and Little Mac. Amy Angel stacked the odds against Team Ortega by bringing back Nerdler as a full time referee. The WAR ref sided with the WAR team like you would expect, and Troy managed to get the win for his team after Maurice clocked Amigo with a loaded fist before the Maelstrom Openweight Champion ate a punt kick and got pinned. Good match though tainted by the return of Nerdler. **1/2 Stars

After the match EBW and WAR teams continued to brawl until Amy Angel came out to the center of the ring she asked for Tack Angel to come out so they could talk and she could convince him why WAR was the only choice. As Tack came out so did EBW Boss Trevor Mach. Trevor and Amy shot dagger through each other with their glances as Tack picked up a mic.

Tack Angel: Amy! Trevor! Please, give me a minute here as I have something to say. Amy, I love you and I promised that we would always stand together, but at the same time I have found friendship and loyalty in EBW and I swore to remain loyal myself. Through everything I have stood by the company I love, but I also have to think about the woman I love....my wife. Trevor....Amy....this is a hard decision but what I think I should do is-

Trevor Mach: Tack.....let me save you the trouble.....you're fired.

A collective gasp ended the show as Trevor Mach had just fired his best friend...



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1. Wildstyle Eagleland Championship: Simon Stuart© beat Noah Jennings (0:13) via German Suplex through Table -> Pin -> 1st Defense
2. Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X© beat Bolshoi (8:02) via Phoenix Plex -> Pin -> 10th Defense
3. 6-Man Mixed Division Tag: Noah Jennings/Shadow/Hotlanta beat Antonio Daman/Cherub Kid/Doctor Degrees (9:18) via Hotlanta Bellerophon Bomb on Cherub Kid -> Pin
4. Tag Team: Grind/Switchback beat Avion/Metrion (8:59) via Grind Corkscrew 630° Senton on Avion -> Pin
5. Tag Team Championship: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Tack Angel©/Swift© (19:09) via Paradise Kokoro Hiraite Kaori on Tack Angel -> Pin -> NEW EBW Tag Team Champions!
6. 6-Man Mixed Division Tag: Maurice/Little Mac/Troy beat Camilo Ortega/Kinniku Mike/Amigo (9:50) via Troy Punt Kick on Amigo -> Pin

[Machismo]

Announcer: EBW is ramping up again with another big pay per view on the way. Bushido will take place in just one week and the Twoson Fairgrounds have already been sold out merely on the promise of a Camilo Ortega title bout. The man who walks the path of Heaven has truly stepped up as an ace and defender of the company since winning the title and the rise of WAR. Hater caught up with our World Champion in the SURGE Dojo, where the champ was sparring with the Maelstrom champ Amigo...



Hater: NYAH! Hater here with-

Camilo Ortega: Shhh....when facing a worthy foe, my attention must be solely fixated on the task at hand.

Amigo: He means shut it, we're sparring.

Hater: I see that, but can I just get a little interview time in?

Camilo Ortega: Time waits for no man, so use the few minutes I'm about to give you wisely.

Hater: Right, so we've got Bushido coming up and you've got several big potential opponents to deal with. Will you be ready not knowing who your opponent is until a couple days before the show?

Camilo Ortega: The opponent doesn't matter. They all have strengths and they all have weaknesses. My Grandmother says to always be prepared for anything, and I know that I am. Because I have eliminated my weaknesses and I have taken control of my destiny.

Hater: What makes you sound so confident about that?

Camilo Ortega: Because while I don't know who my opponent will be I do know that I will face them in a match of my choice, and since Bushido in the past has been about the celebration of the wrestling and mma hybrid style, I will face my opponent in a Hybrid match. I have proven myself in that environment before and I will do it again. Now, if you'll excuse me, the Maelstrom Openweight Champion and I are sparing. Oh wait, one more thing. Walking the path of Heaven, I am the man who will rule over everything...

Hater: Nyah, well that about wraps it up and-

Kinniku Mike: Hello everyone, I'm Kinniku Mike the controversial former EBW Champion, and I'd like to talk to you about something very important. Breast Cancer is the #1 killer of boobies and the people attached to them too I suppose. I want this evil EVIL CANCER TO DIE! WALKING THE PATH OF SLEAZE, I WILL DESTROY BREAST CANCER AND I'LL BE THE MAN WHO TOUCHES ALL THE BOOBIES! AH! AH! AAAAAH.....and remember....EBW Cares!



Trevor Mach: Bullshit! I know what I'm doing!

Ryan IQ: Trevor, what did you expect to happen!? Of course people are call your sanity into question....more than usual. I mean you just fired one of our biggest draws and merch sellers! You put him right into the hands of WAR. You KNOW that Amy is going to scoop him right back up into the WAR camp!

Trevor Mach: I'm not crazy! I had my reasons dammit!

Ness: Whatever reasons you may have we can't question them as you're the Boss, however the Board of Directors would like an explanation.

Trevor Mach: Wait a minute....wait...a.....MINUTE! When the HELL did we get a Board of Directors?!

Ryan IQ: We've always had a Board of Directors.....literally always.

Trevor Mach: You're jerking my chain!

Ryan IQ: I don't jerk chains.....I make money.

Ness: They want to talk to you man. This is the first time they've ever wanted a meeting like this.

Ryan IQ: It might also have something to do with your latest medical report and psyche evaluation. Yes, I can always get into your medical records.

Trevor Mach: CURSES! I'm going to have those burned! I mean come on! What happened to privacy!?

Ness: Are you going to have the talk with the Board?

Trevor Mach: Do I have a choice?

Ness: Well I guess you don't really have to but-

Trevor Mach: Then I'm not!

Ryan IQ: *sigh* Trevor, go to the meeting. This is important.

Trevor Mach: Gah! Fine! Whatever! My ride is here, peace out yall!

Lady M's: Get on the back, you're riding bitch.

Trevor Mach: Whatever you say Waifu. We're going to have to make a little stop and....hey.....I thought you were going to quit smoking?

Lady M's: I was going to quit I REALLY was, but then I remembered that no one likes a quitter.

Trevor Mach: HA! Suck it conventional wisdom!

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Announcer: True to the statements from Director Ness and Vice President IQ, the recently fired Tack Angel was immediately brought back into the fold by Amy Angel and WAR. The Pushpin Seraphim is joining his wife on the other side of the battle lines, and for the first time EBW is without its guardian angel...



Amy Angel: Today marks a history day in wrestling, as one the sports greatest champions has joined the side of truth and justice. WAR is renewed in its battle against the tyrannical EBW, and we will prevail now that the Angel Family is together.

Reporter #1: Tack Angel, what are you plans now that you've become an enemy to EBW, and do you feel that not even being fired a week might draw parallels to some other wrestler who doesn't understand the concept of being fired?

Tack Angel: I assure you that CP Munk understands the concept of being fired if that's who you're talking about. As for WAR and EBW, I was conflicted in my thoughts and I still am, but I have found myself in this position and I will do what I can for my wife and her dreams. Her dreams will become my dreams and we'll work to build a better EBW.

Reporter #1: Uh....he does know I wasn't talking about CP Munk right?

Amy Angel: No more questions!

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?: Yous dere, yous standsis befores da Board of Directorses for a very important reason!



Trevor Mach: Wait what?! Rishin Fliger?! Curry Man?! You're a member of the Board?! BOOMBOX GUY?! What kind of fresh madness is this?! Don't tell me....wait a minute.....you want to lambast me for what I did with Tack Angel? Go for it! I'm not sorry I did it! I did what I had to do for my reasons and as the Boss of EBW I stand by my decisions. I don't work for you I work for the people and I do what I want! I don't care if you think I'm out of line or think that I'm making bad decisions. I stand by my decisions. I walked through Hell with Destroyer A and YEAH I might have suffered for it, but nothing has changed and I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing no matter what! So you know what? Judge all you want! We're all going to die someday and I intend to deserve it!

Rishin Fliger: Acutallys, we were just goings to asks yous how to sets up da DVRs.

Trevor Mach: Oh.....well that's different! Of course I will, I just have one question for you first.....WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!

[Firebrand X]

NEXT TIME ON EBW: TREVOR FINDS OUT WHERE THE HELL HE IS... OR WILL HE?

Stay tuned.

[NOAH]

I've got to give that peasant Trevor Mach some credit for firing his best friend. That's cold, but I like it. Mach has some balls, like me. Mach reminds of the time I put down my German Shephard. She was a good bitch, but her best days were behind. Perhaps it might be a good idea to jump back to EBW?

[Machismo]

Rishin Fliger: Dos you knows why you are here!?

Ryan IQ: I don't even know where HERE is!



Ryan IQ: Wait a minute....so THIS was the place that Trevor was talking about, but....he said there were only three people here. Apple Kid and Orange Kid?! You're members of the board too?

Orange Kid: Of course, our combined genius is necessary to help keep things in order around here. You don't actually expect to get any insight out of those three do you? Rishin Fliger can barely speak Eaglish for crying out loud!

Ryan IQ: Then where were you before?

Apple Kid: You think all we do is stand in pillars of light in this dark room all day!? We got things to do.....stuff ya know.....things. Can't spend all my time in this room. I don't even know where this room is to be honest!

Ryan IQ: You don't know either? Then why am I here?

Camilo Ortega: More importantly, why am I here?

Ryan IQ: Camilo?

?: No, I really want to know what I'm doing here if that's alright.

Ryan IQ: Eh? Who are you?

Apple Kid: Pizza guy. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get pizza when you can't give directions! "Yeah, do you deliver to the 4th Dimension?" Yeah, I think not.

Orange Kid: Listen Ry Ry, you're here because we want to tell you that Trevor Mach might not be of sound mind, but he is still more than capable of doing his job considering he was able to fix our DVR.

Apple Kid: I haven't seen Storage Wars in weeks.

Ryan IQ: Fantastic, but we've got more important things to worry about. Amy Angel is making a power grab and we were stupid enough to let her do it.

Rishin Fliger: Dat green hairs chick scareses Rishin Fligers.

Orange Kid: We can't do much about that. Her contract is air tight. The problem is that the pizza we ordered is not in my stomach yet.

Apple Kid: Yeah, someone hand that pizza over here.

Pizza Delivery Man: Here! Take it! Can I go now!?

Camilo Ortega: I'm still waiting for an answer.

Orange Kid: Ah, Camilo Ortega, you sir have caught my interest more than anyone in EBW.

Rishin Fliger: Rishin Fligers is impressed with the champs.

Camilo Ortega: Is that all there is to this? I appreciate the sentiments, but I was in the middle of something so if you don't mind I-

Apple Kid: We want to know if you're incorruptible. Dark times are looming now that Tack Angel is on the other side. The people need a symbol and they need someone they can trust to lead EBW in a crisis.

Camilo Ortega: Heh.....don't worry about a thing. I'll take care of everything. I'm all the hope you'll ever need.

Pizza Delivery Guy: CAN I PLEASE GO NOW?!

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Announcer: We got some very interesting footage today from EBW Tower, where former 4-Time Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings made a stop inside the head office of Director of Wrestling Ness...



Ness: Jennings? What are you doing here?

Biggs: You want us to toss him into the dumpster sir?

Ness: What? No! Why would I have you do that?

Wedge: Well, Trevor and Ryan IQ like to-

Ness: Yeah yeah I got it. I do things a little differently. Noah Jennings, what do you want?

Noah Jennings: First off, what the hell Red Shirts?! I'm standing right here! That's just rude! Do you know who I am? I'm Noah Jennings! I come offering good tidings and an offer that you can't possibly refuse.

Ness: Yeah, we'll see about that. What's your offer?

Noah Jennings: It's simple really....I want to switch sides.

Ness: Switch sides? Leave WAR?

Noah Jennings: Exactly!

Ness: Can I ask why?

Noah Jennings: You can! I think what you meant to say was "MAY I ask why?".

Ness: *sigh* Just get on with it.

Noah Jennings: I'm tired of the games in WAR. I'm a high caliber wrestler and the most sophisticated gentleman in EBW, plus do you know anyone else who can pull off purple like this? I mean really, I look fantastic! I'm a power player, and the addition of Tack Angel puts one too many power players in WAR for my taste. I'd rather balance the scales a bit.

Ness: I think you'd rather just not work with Tack Angel.

Noah Jennings: .....Alright that MIGHT be part of it....but not the whole thing. Let's get serious here I'm really looking out for my best interests and I think WAR is intending to make an example out of EBW. If EBW goes down my contract doesn't get paid out and that upsets me. I wish to join you and pledge my undying loyalty.....as long as I continue to get paid.

Ness: Going where the money is eh? Well this might surprise you, but I don't trust you for a second.

Noah Jennings: And why would you, but I'm being frank with you. I saw what EBW is willing to do to survive. I saw a man go the distance with Sal Paradise and make it out the other side only to ask for more. I saw a man blow up a cruise liner and fire his best friend at the drop of a hat. That's ruthless. I like ruthless. I want to be apart of that again.

Ness: Well, we'll see about that. Maybe fighting fire with fire wouldn't be so bad. Alright then, you're booked. On Xcite you will face Retro Hippie and Chad the Hipster in Handicap action. You fight it out like a man and we'll see where this road goes between you and EBW.

Noah Jennings: Consider it done.

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Announcer: On Xcite we will determine Camilo Ortega's opponent for Bushido in a mini-tournament of sorts. 6 men will fight for the spot, and it will lead to a 3-Way match with the champs as Special Referee. One of the participants has yet to be named. The winner will go on to face Camilo in a Maelstrom Hybrid style fight. An Xcite you won't want to miss.

EBW: Xcite
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1. Handicap: Noah Jennings vs. Retro Hippie/Chad the Hipster
2. Singles Qualifier: Firebrand X vs. Troy
3. Singles Qualifier: Kinniku Mike vs. Maurice
4. Singles Qualifier: Amigo vs. TBD
5. Non-Title Tag: Antonio Daman/Doctor Degrees vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
6. 3-Way Decision: TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD Special Referee: Camilo Ortega

[Firebrand X]

#DearParasites, I lost my belt to a man I respect named Amigo. This week I fight a man whom I have no respect for. #NoMoreHonor #ThereWillBeBlood